When Nog is a captain he cites the rules of acquisition to his bridge crew and when he is home he cites Starfleet regulation to his family. Everyone hates him for this
Commander Spock. The first officer at USS 'Enterprise'.
I need this framed
Someone probs has already said this but the fact that the Dominion War in ds9 was mostly just a big game of Among Us will always be funny to me
more ytp assets i made. now you too can enjoy Cardassians Reacting To Things
starfleet regulations: exist
the enterprise crew:
I really do love that they opened DS9 with "Remember your favorite captain? Here's the guy who hates him"
this picture is so fucking funny because first of all he’s a miserable little guy and he’s ridiculously dramatic but also this was literally him sulking in his room because his mom’s a feminist
if you're a Starfleet captain theres a hidden device in ur chair that shoots a laser directly into your head and it makes you desire ur first officer carnally (does NOT make them return feelings tho) but if you're bald it reflects the beam and just makes everyone else on the ship really horny for each other.
case 1 evidence: tos, voy, ent
case 2 evidence: tng, ds9
Why are so many star trek men so anime girl coded. they will literally say hm and hmph and uwaa
Odo
i know that technically this would probs be the other way around but shhhhh let spock be swept off his feet
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Screaming, crying, throwing up
There is coffee in that nebula