been looking at the old Bill Cipher reddit AMA and there's so much gold but this is by far my absolute favorite
Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"
French kids would call it "le climot", frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it "machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice"
my dog describing the amazon delivery guy
Lost icarly episode iSeen A Skull
iSeen A Skull found footage
can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]
you have to start to scroll away and then come back and reblog this
What that thang do?
God knows, I shudder to say.
Cats! Cats! Cats! Cats! Cats! Cats! Cats! Cats! Cat! Cat! Cat! Cat! Cats! Cats! Cat! Cat! Cats! Cat! Cats! Cats! Cats! Cat! Cat! Cats! Cats! Cats!
u know it smells crazy in there
underwater odour, underwater funk
stinking up his bubble like an underwater skunk
underwater thesis, he won't underwater flunk
already published papers but they underwater stunk









