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M. Night Shyamalan approves of this twist ending.

wakfu dialogue … funny adamai xD

Outdoor kitty braves the elements in her stylish hoodie. 

Update: Thanks to a tip from @alex-l-h I have found more info about this stylish feline. 

Her name is Suki. She is a Bengal cat from Alberta, Canada. 

She is not just an outdoor kitty…

SHE IS AN ADVENTURER. 

She goes rock climbing. 

Mountain climbing. 

Which can make her a bit sleepy.

She enjoys a good leaf.

Or a good 50 leafs. 

She has a super cool human named Marti. 

Marti is a stellar photographer. 

And Suki is her faithful companion. 

Here is some cat pooping information you are probably interested in knowing… 

Where does Suki poop when you are outside or on the road? Suki uses her litter box while we are driving, so that just means having to pull over to clean it up if it’s a #2. She doesn’t like doing her business when we are on the trails, but will eventually just go when she finds a suitable patch of ground. Make sure to bring a baggie to remove the poop from the trails, its good Karma!

Suki isn’t thrilled that people know about her pooping habits. 

BECAUSE SHE IS A VERY CLASSY KITTY, OKAY?

Now boop the nose!

Suki the Cat [ website | instagram | youtube | facebook ]

Marti the Human [ website | instagram | twitter | facebook ]

Be sure to follow Suki and Marti. These pics are just the tip of the adorable and gorgeous iceberg. 

Dunno if anyone outside the UK has noticed, but Britain in the last week has decided that tipping milkshakes over fascists is what we do now.

To the point that McDonalds were asked by the police to stop selling them, and it didn’t help at all.

Someone with a gourmet giant shake today just drenched Farage and he looks like a sad milky weasel. Blessed day.

Meanwhile, Burger King tweeted this:

Please note i’m not shaming this bunny for the Dolly Parton. He gets a glare for idly browsing and leaving her out on the coffee table display because Dolly is to be treated respectfully at all times, even in gift book format. 

idk how the hell i’ve run a blog called ‘botanyshitposts’ for almost four years now without ever thinking to talk about this but in high school my little brother wanted a pet that wouldnt die so we got him a moss ball for $8 at a pet store and he named it tiki and it lives in this dedicated plastic tank at our parents’ house even though we’re both at college now. usually it doesnt do anything but over the past two weeks of winter break our family has watched in horror as it has gone about the process of slowly and ominously rising from its usual position at the depths of its abode to the top, where it now floats with gravel bits stuck to it from literal years of not moving. my mom has moved it to behind the sink so now whenever i go to wash my hands in the kitchen i have to face it and im scared

just squeezed all the water out of her like yall said in the replies and i put her back and shes still floating….maybe she just likes it up there

update: she sank to the bottom and stayed there for days and i thought this story was over until i WALKED OVER TO THE SINK JUST NOW

test: pet her, tell her she is a good moss ball

results: she sit 

wild things about this post:

-the amount of porn bots mass reblogging this bc of the word ‘ball’

-the amount of people with extensive knowledge about native moss ball habitats and care coming out of the woodwork to reply to this post 

-the amount of people endeared and riveted by her ongoing performance

*gentle susurration of the ice crystals drifting*

I didn’t realize ;-;

Okay I reblogged this before BUT the visual contrast between the first scene and the second one is fantastic. The first sets Peter’s vibrantly multicolored suit up against the black & white colors of the reactor; the second does the same thing, but switches the palettes. Now the background is in reds and blues and Miles’ suit is the black and white. And he still catches the eye in a screen full of moving parts. THIS MOVIE, GUYS.

Meet the most successful tech entrepreneur you’ve never heard of. 

In 1962, Dame Stephanie Shirley decided she was sick of hitting the glass ceiling for women in the tech industry. So she founded an all-female software startup called Freelance Programmers, and she hired women who had left the workplace after getting married or having children. To get business, she often signed her name “Steve” instead of “Stephanie” in letters. “In those days, I couldn’t open a bank account without my husband’s permission,” Dame Stephanie says. “My generation of women fought the battles for the right to work and the right for equal pay.”

Freelance Programmers was ultimately valued at $3 billion, making Dame Stephanie and 70 of her employees millionaires. 

Watch her incredible TED Talk on her pioneering career>>

If anyone says they can put together a cardboard dump bin display with ease, they’re either a wizard with an engineering degree or flat out lying.

Designer & Client DeeKay Kwon

A personal project by DeeKay Kwon about his personal experiences with clients provides a funny take of the Client/Designer dynamic.

Warning:  Don’t take this too seriously !

The song is Big Bulbs by Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings, if you want a little seasonal music in September like my colleague seems to …

No, you’ve been waiting in line and hallucinating wildly. 

In which a good cup of tea is mostly wasted </3

hmmm

Local bear desires to be loving touch by his waifu bear

My soul is gross

I’d want to talk to Sam Smorkle too

I’m not talking to Broody McDeathBoss, let the bard do it

WOW

I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit

That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game

HE REALLY DID IT

holy

FUCKING SHIT

so wait

someone literally had the balls of vibranium it takes to attempt christ air

in front of Tony Hawk

AND STUCK IT

jfc

Tony Hawk literally says “Are you kidding me” because that move from the video game is a made up move that know one thought would be humanly possible

I can’t just comment on the post I have to reblog to clarify: That clip isn’t Tony Hawk reacting to a guy doing the Christ Air, that’s a clip of him reacting to someone doing a 1080, the OP just paired these clips together for no reason. Notice the lack of HUD on the Christ Air gif.

enjoy this 8 page comic i drew in 1 day and inked in 2.

no one who knows me in real life would ever believe all the fluffy romantic comics I draw;;;

alternate title is: I HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ON DWARF BEARDS

Going through my posts for flags, and found this from five years ago. NOT flagged, but since Tumblr is in the middle of dying off, I wanted to share my fondest Tumblr memory. No other social platform is as good for sharing comics as Tumblr was.

dear OP thank you for sharing this again bc it means that I get to see it and it brought me great joy.