Anonymous asked:
So, i am lesbian, and i finally got a girlfriend, what do i do now?
find the chalice
Every day I learn of new unique gimmick blogs on tumblr
obsessed with the memes my dad’s home depot coworkers share each other
Like the guy said. Sometimes the things you need to do to heal might feel silly, but don’t let that stop you.
Heal yourself.
This is so beautiful and affirming.
They should invent a way to simultaneously read a fic read a book draw art write watch television listen to music and listen to a podcast
Well, and sleep
op do you happen to have adhd
back pain and toothaches remind you youre alive
hearing a song you sort of hate at the supermarket reminds you youre alive
hey trans people
yknow when you’re trans and you are just having a trans time and transitioning all over the place ok the cis people have stopped reading at this point. at 9:45 change into your insect costumes
The King of Silence: Who dares make noise in my presence...
The Unapologetic Sniffer:
Fred Prinze Jr's Fred walked so Ryan Gosling's Ken could run
That's just the same man again.
Jumping mice... they hibernate, can jump up to 9 feet according to one website, and have really big footsies. what can't they do?
why is there a naked phineas doll on my bathroom floor
blackghostriolus
a body has been discovered
ivanswaginski
school trial will commence
phineas and ferb heritage post
What about a bit of that princess and the bird au?
Anonymous asked:
why do you hate swifties so much
because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku
We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky
i'm like genuinely getting emotional over this what the fuck
[ID: a tiktok comment and reply chain between astralcorbozo and quadpen8 reading:
Astral: I killed an oyster on purpose once. smashed it with a rock. It's my one life regret
Quad: oysters can't feel pain!
Astral: what about my pain? what about my sorrow?
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