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eclipsickle
this website's moderation sucks ass and it has a terrible bot problem and there are an enormous amount of bugs but thankfully we have a staff team hard at work not addressing any of these but instead making shitty ui changes that nobody wants
Holding the laptop’s power button down because it’s crashed and there’s no other way to turn it off feels so unsettling. It makes me feel like I’m holding a cushion over its face while the life slowly ebbs out of it.
Sometimes that doesn’t work with my laptop, so I’m forced to take its underneath off and rip out the battery. You may be smothering it, but I rip out its hears.
Holding the laptop’s power button down because it’s crashed and there’s no other way to turn it off feels so unsettling. It makes me feel like I’m holding a cushion over its face while the life slowly ebbs out of it.
the human eye has evolved to be able to detect more shades of green than any other color! that's because there are so many fucking leafs
Starting twin peaks
It's scaring my cat
omg the person above is the one who said horses should go extinct bc they’re useless in modern society and accused a blogger who posts about horse breeding, showing, and history of being a horse phrenologist
hey, dont cry. titties in fishnet tops, ok?
promise?
cross my boob (the one in front of my heart) and hope to die
*sniff* ok
I didn't realise it was pointing up and was falling onto the camera I thought the printer was leaping at me
pov: you just asked someone to toss you your keys
awakecorgi704
i’m gonna be honest i didn’t even read the tweet because i had to hit reblog too fast when i saw this guy’s name is “i like hitting police because i am homosexual”
some people really be out there typing fanfics longer than war and peace in their free time and then going on about their life like it's no big deal. how fucking incredible. like no offense to tolstoy but that was like. his whole job
the one trope that never fails to Get Me is normal butch x insane femme
butch whos kind of down to earth and rolls with the punches & femme whos utterly deranged and out to win her man (female). shes like hes the specialest girl ever and if you dont clap for him i’ll blow up this fucking building
like 90% of the responses to this post feature characters who are literally not butch but thats ok i too love projecting on fictional characters and lying to myself