There is no such thing as “safe sex.” The centipede
centipede got em. damn shame. remember everyone, sex is never safe when the centipede
I absolutely love how the alleged Virgin Birth of Anakin Skywalker is (at least in film) never elaborated on at all ever. We don’t know how it happened. Nobody in universe knows how it happened. It just did. 12 year old Anakin asks Obi-Wan where babies come from and Obi-Wan explains as delicately as he can, then adds “Not you though.” Darth Vader’s fun fact about himself at Imperial getting to know you activities is that he just spawned one day. Luke and Leia aren’t even phased when they learn this because their dad was Weird Enough already.
Satan Overlooking Paradise - Gustave Doré.
Still waiting to be able to start my playthrough as the clock hasn't quite rolled around to quitting time yet, but I am tickled pink that the flora of the galaxy is continuing to rebel against the game's code, despite them taming the galaxy's rogue trees with this patch.
One of the current known 7.3 bugs:
I mean, it's not flying or infiltrating spaceports or zombie infested wastelands. It's not a sexy hilarious bug yet. But give it time.
The Time of Shrubbery, has begun
@carterashofficial replied to your post “Still waiting to be able to start my playthrough...”:
I’ll bet it was those damn Killiks, or even worse, House Thul. House Organa can’t even have SHRUBS anymore.
FOUND THEM
I found the textureless shrubbery! I take it back, these are genuinely hilarious too.
hello precious granny shrub, unlike the floating trees of tython, you have been preserved for the ages
Alderaanian newspaper shrubs now extinct
😔
won't this galaxy ever learn?
The YouTube content creator community was wracked by macabre tragedy this morning after Amelia Bedelia was instructed to hang streamers for a six year old’s birthday party
going from the reddit star wars fandom to the tumblr star wars fandom is giving me insane whiplash. the upside is that people aren’t bitching about every single imperfect detail in the entire franchise, but the downside is that i’ve seen more fanart of obi wan and commander cody tenderly knowing each other than i have ever wanted to in my life in the last three hours and it has probably fundamentally altered the way i interact with the entire franchise
after the initial shock of being plunged into the icy cold lake of seeing my childhood action figures caressing each others sweaty chests in a gentle, hidden moment after a battle, i’ve been able to get my wits about me and realize that yeah, i’m kinda with it
I had this work friend at my previous job who was gay. Lovely kid, from a kind of traditional family.
He hadn't told anyone he was gay, because he was scared of being judged. But... thanks to the resident lesbian, he was outed to everyone without his knowledge because she clocked him and asked everyone about it while he was off work.
Everyone then put the clues they'd noticed on their own together rather than what they were doing beforehand, that being remaining blissfully and politely unaware of how his variety of behaviours linked back to him being gay.
Had I already clocked him? Absolutely. But I should not have been told about him, before he chose to come out to me.
This pride month, remember that even in the most accepting of environments, even if you personally feel comfortable being out where you are, that doesnt mean someone else around you is too. Do not assume that someone is comfortable with everyone knowing, or that everyone knows.
Because we might not have known. That person might not have told us yet. We might have been politely ignoring the signs because we didn't want to assume.
It's not your place to tell everyone someone else's business.
Today's pet peeve: Someone making some incredibly vitriolic and uncharitable generalization about some hobby/fandom/etc and when people get angry about it just going "I mean if you're Normal about it then I obviously wasn't talking about you :). But don't you think it's a bit telling that you felt attacked :) :). Maybe something to think about :) :) :)"
the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys
this reply evokes such an incredible image in the mind’s eye
A post crosses your dashboard "you all are still following this person?" Below it is a series of Discord screenshots, "receipts" they call them. You can't tell what you're supposed to be offended about, you can't even tell which person in the convo is the one OP is referring to. You can't even tell if the people in the conversation are arguing or agreeing with each other. You squint at the wall of text. Your eyes cross, letters line up with one another like those books you had as a child. A mass emerges from the pattern, writhing, staring, incomprehensible. Through the gaps in its limbs you see cities growing, continents rising, lives extinguishing and being forgotten. Your eyes snap to. You reblog the post because OP has made it clear that you hate trans people if you don't.
anxiety is so weird like why is my mental illness in my stomach
Your stomach is connected to the mental illness glob with lots of tiny soggy strings.
I want to run a sandbox game but my brain is a horrible bastard ugh ugh ugh
Also idk whether id run it in PF1 or PF2 because I have more table experience with 2e but I like 1e's delightfully janky granularity (and 3rd party stuff ... path of war/psionics my beloved ...) but I also want to see if I can stick it to Paizo's module writers run the complete goddamn opposite of a railroad AP in 2e ...
But mostly it's the brain problems. Hhhhhh.
