please tell me you guys know what im talking about 
repeat after me:
crying is a HEALTHY release of emotion AND a great way to complete the stress cycle
it also grants you a tiger
you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!
unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!
tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.
bonus rules:
- you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny
- take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)
- apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender
- have fun and be yourself!
thieves
*notices my ice cream has more sprinkles than yours* how's it feel to be a sprinklet? idiot. dumbass *trips and drops my ice cream* can i have a lick of yours if you say no i'll cry
me teaching my pet vampire how to adapt to human society
suprised that no one has mentioned that the person on the left is our very own @paper-mario-wiki
give her the credit she’s hilarious
oh ya thats me. early last year!
worth noting, i'm this now (🏳️⚧️):
Also, because it's Tumblr I have to spell everything out. Use your own personal definition of what constitutes a major versus a minor holiday
funny fleamarket find, there's no other logo or marking on these buttons
Can I Sniff U
TARGETTED FUCKING ADVERTISING TO ME SPECIFICALLY
My friend had some comments about delicious in dungeon
something something dark magic
Laios' childhood dogs' names, if any anime watchers were curious
is this a safe space
all I'm saying is that he was kinda hot here


