Watch this till you can’t watch it anymore

so relaxing

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.

3.3 million notes GURLLLLLL

:o

UGH THIS GIVES ME HORRIBLE ANXIETY I HATE IT

its not that hard

He’s right.

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

tbh I’m never living this scene down

New Bork Memes

this is the kinda shit that keeps me up at night

here we are ten minutes later and my brother asks me “are you still laughing at that lizard”

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

HAHAHAH

420 years ago, on 4/20, the moon was made of weed.

This is the only day you can reblog this. Do it for Weed Moon.

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes

I

American soldiers teasing children with water in Iraq.

PLEASE SHARE.

SPREAD THIS SHIT EVERYWHERE.

FUCK THE MILITARY.

i cannot believe i’m seeing this right now i cannot believe i’m seeing this right now. they’re ENJOYING IT, they’re literally enjoying it one of them says “this kid’s been running for 2 miles” and they all laugh i’ve never been so disgusted in my entire life. 

Fucking disgusting

Muhammad Ali dodges 21 punches in 10 seconds.

I ALMOST FELL OFF MY CHAIR FCUK YOU

I love this

Vegans schooled by Big-Tity Honker’s