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we don’t deserve him but we need him

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Crystal Gem Sprites 

I had planned on starting a Patreon focused on Blender tutorials but I started school recently and I just haven’t had the time for it. 

My first project was going to be rendering crystal sprites but I never got the chance to finish it (all the component parts are done. I just have to edit them together) 

These are some of the examples I had made using the technique. I plan to get the tutorial done eventually – and I upload the source file (and the models for these sprites) when I get to it! 

Tbh im kinda pissed im not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden

drinKING. smoKING. spanKING. all these kings in my life, and still no queen… any takers? ;) 

Dairy Queen

that was some real shit you just said homeboy lets go to dairy queen 

I’m about to tear up this plate of chicken tenders 

GREAT! LET’S BOUNCE!!

mah boi

kid’s meal

will you allow me to share some knowledge with you all even if it makes me sound like a dumb ass stoner

smoking weed out of bong requires all 4 of the elements

How does it require Earth

you know what a plant is right

Daddy’s Daily Task

daddy: babygirl?

me:

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