Every post on reddit is like “my wife left me, so i spent 100000 on a new man cave” and there’s always a storm trooper of some kind in the room. Ive seen this happen so often on reddit that now i associate storm troopers and the entire star wars universe with divorce.

may divorce be with you

star wars heritage post

Kicked out of the all vinyl dj set cause I kept trying to fuck the hole in the records AGAIN

post: Hyuhhghhhh girl soft.. soft girl pretty,… feminine soft me:

Dude I can literally hear your butthole from here

Friday, May 26th @ 6pm Pacific: The Complete History of Resident Evil

The story of the Resident Evil games is one that has changed trajectory, tone, and aesthetic priority so many times that it's hard to trace it back to where it all began. Not only that, but their game design and scope have gone through such wild changes that, looking back, it's a wonder this series is still around and better than it ever was. I'll be delivering this tale to you guys live on stream, joined by @cryptotheism, @spitzy-speaks-jp, and @darkcomedies! See y'all then!

Art by the lovely @terrafey!

this is what GOOD pussy sounds like [geiger counter noises]

This is talking about Paul McCartney by the way.

It’s what

OK here’s the context:

This person writes fanfic about real life musicians from the 60s, including mpreg. They’re also openly homophobic. Someone made a post joking about Davy Jones from the band The Monkees being gay and OP went off on them about how disrespectful it is to headcanon real life people who are still alive as being gay. OP’s inbox got flooded by people pointing out that they themselves write fic about actual real life people who are still alive being mpreg’d but they insist it’s totally different you guys I swear and had a meltdown.

Also, the fic isn’t actually about Paul McCartney, it’s about Paul Simon from Simon & Garfunkel being impregnated by Lily Tomlin.

y’all i kinda just assumed this was an old 2014ish post circulating, but the original post was made yesterday. as in like, on May 19th 2022

Put your height in the tags

feel free to stop reblogging this literally any time

what is it abt south park that makes teenagers watching it black out and write WILDLY out of character yaoi of the racist egg children

i love this guy so much hes so cool

barroth likes to roll around in the mud because he lives in the desert and it helps him cool down. he travels around with wet mud on his body that acts like armour as well as heat protection. he will sometimes shake some mud off and that in turn brings water and nutrients to the various desert plants. when he gets mad he makes a train noise before charging at you. hes shaped like dinosaur. hes so cool.

unregulated use of girlpower. thousands dead millions unemployed

actually the seven deadly sins are:

hammerhead salamander

sammerhead halamander

beautiful sculpture of the extinct prehistoric salamander-like amphibian Diplocaulus inspired by the living matamata turtle, by the talented artist Goro Furuta, who deserves credit for his work & not to be used as a source of misinformation

my forearms are super-trained for hitbox gaming by going elbow deep in tboy pussy on the reg

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

this is what i imagined every time i made harry defend kim from racists