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badsciencejokes

Sorry in advance. Bonus points can you name the others? — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/JZrAvxF

Michael Collins. He died just last year His fellow astronauts said he had a great sense of humor. He went on to head the Air and Space Museum at The Smithsonian. He was asked how he felt about going to the moon. He was like “what are ya talking about? I’m not going to the moon. Those two are”. Her also joked about how no one would remember who he was.

He’s the one who told Armstrong when he was contemplating his first words “if you had any balls at all you’d scream ‘Dear God what the fuck is that’ and then cut the mic”

He’s also the Farthest Man - that is, the human being who has been the farthest away from earth

marinebiologyshitposts

marinebiologyshitposts

Anonymous asked:

for that whale thing, whale carcasses are actually a fantastic source of food for all kind of predators that DO eat the whales, it’s just that whales are so much bigger than anything else in the ocean that cleaning it down to the bones isn’t really possible. also the fact that the whale eventually sinks is a good thing! It feeds the bottom dwellers, animals at the very bottom of the ocean, with VITAL nutrients that are otherwise extremely difficult to find. THAT is where the whale is cleaned down to the bone and then some. People seem to assume the carcass is a waste if animals can’t get to it within the first 48 hours, but it’s not like that out in the ocean! also I have to poke a hole in the ‘mermaids would be buds w sharks’ thing just to say that while they probably would work together at times the same way dolphins and sharks do, they would still harass and predate on each other with no real “alliance” sticking. If mermaids were real we’d see some horrifying chunks taken out of them floating around, and more sharks with harpoons sticking in them than you’d expect from a Jaws movie.

marinebiologyshitposts answered:

mermaids and sharks would be like early humans and wolves. what are you gonna do? prove me wrong?

Alright fuckers which one

Chicago

Detroit

New York

Reblog to assess who is a friend and who is an enemy

There is no secret fourth. If you like all of them, pick one. If you like none of them, pick one. If you dont know what pizza is look at the pictures. No none of the above. Fight. Kill

theroseandthebeast

punkitt-is-here

beautifully said. 💜

phlebasthebroenician

My favorite rejected New Yorker submission

punkitt-is-here

UPS strike in US could be costliest in at least a century, report says

A threatened U.S. strike at United Parcel Service could be "one of the costliest in at least a century," a think tank specializing in the ec

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punkitt-is-here

17-year-olds working in fast food with their 33-year-old bestie:

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

talking leftist politics with the cute electrician at work... slay

the-gnomish-bastard

Some of you didn’t seem to understand how magic works in the sense of how you can access it. I’ll explain again.

If you gain magical power from making a deal with a more powerful bring, you are a warlock. Sneaky lawyer.

If you gain magical power through teachings and studies, you are a wizard/artificer. (Artificers usually gain power through experimentation.)

If you gain magical power by pledging yourself to a cause, being, or idea, you are a paladin. Pretentious bitch.

If you gain magical power by praising a higher deity (and not making a deal), you are a cleric. Heal someone.

If you have magical power and you didn’t do anything to gain it, you are a sorcerer. Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. The rest of us had to work for our shit.

If you gain magical power by protecting nature and caring for plants and animals, you are a Druid. Fucking hippie.

If you gain magical power from your desire to entertain and also fuck, you are a bard. Stop trying to seduce my dad.

hilariousseagoat

Difference between a warlock and a paladon is that 1 of them is unionized

Hey man when you got struck by lightning we all saw your skeleton and it.was really effeminate and demure.

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

bettalbimarginata

#a samurai with a flintlock pistol sitting next to a guy dressed as a caveman drinking a styrofoam cup of dr pepper#and it fucks severely

azuretheshitposter

corporationkills

“you have mental illness” actually i don’t, those are just unfortunate side effects from using the powers from my amulet to often. such power deranges a man.

wtf drinking is cool again

youdanceinsidemychest

the-real-numbers

barista just asked me "... and who are you?" instead of asking "can I get your name?"

the-real-numbers

i didn't even do anything

tsarina-anadyomene

The Internet seemed to really like the previews I posted of NYC bullying Spider-Man, so here is that episode in its entirety. Enjoy!

finally, someone who gets it

if Sherlock Holmes was a tumblr user he’d be like prev reblog I noticed you tagged this gifset of Ryan Gosling in the Barbie movie trailer with “I want to *** *** *****” which you likely wanted us to interpret with a vague sexual meaning however three weeks ago you posted that you were researching Greek myths for fun and ever since then you have “coincidentally” used prometheus as a topic in several of your funnyguy posts that only got 200 notes and coupled with your love of birds I can only assume that your tag actually meant “eat his liver” and that you’re deep in some sort of Prometheus hyperfixation that you’re coy about for some reason probably because it’s so weird. and then everyone on here would get all scared because of him

incredibly pleased that this reached at least one person who is apparently obsessed with prometheus

media depictions of hacking are so funny because it's all like dudes in hoodies with Anonymous masks in pitch darkness, and when you actually meet these ppl you realize 90% of hacking happens in one of these two rooms:

marinebiologyshitposts

Blahaj in a suit