✶ the ocean at night ✶

I hate the "Oh ur posting without tags? how is anyone supposed to find ur post🥺" warning shit tumblr does now. the hand of god will deliver me unto others

Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar

this is how jim henson puppets dance

game

put in the tags how much money it would take for you to eat 4 of these horrible things in one sitting

all my werewolves are getting this quirk. karl barks if you will

EA employees cry for help

Controversial Character Tournament Round 1: The Joker from DC Comics

Some consensus being reached here it seems

project ‘populate an entire sims neighbourhood with onceler ask blogs’ now officially in the works

this one is askmafiaoncie

mafia onceler and noir detective onceler are married (also they hate each other)

im fully on board with the fact that this website needs an actual way to make money because the Free Websites Forever era is functionally over but every time i see a post where brick watson or whatever the fuck does an off-brand pale imitation of a 2017 mcelroy bit about how quirky and 3AM dennys parking lot it would be to buy a water bottle i change my mind and pray for tumblr to go bankrupt and also maybe get seized by the FBI

they dont even need to do that im just begging them to sell merch like a normal website without larping labour disputes with crabs or attempting to ape mid-tier wtnv bits from 2016

If those trees were pollarded annually, the cut areas would NOT look like that. There would be big knobs of old growth at the trimming sites. Not seeing any of that here. The way those trees were topped (not pollarded, which is a very careful process that has to begin when the tree is immature) is excellent way to kill them due to loss of hydration, open sites to infection and parasitism during the best time of year for both, lack of nutrition due to so little greenery and new budding growth being left, sunburn and other exposure damage, and a myriad of other possibilities. Plus, if they were topped annually, they would not have the lovely drooping branches seen in the other picture but would have tons of vertical suckers instead.

This is what an annually pollarded mature tree should look like:

If this was done by the city, the public works arborists should be protesting in front of city hall and screaming their heads off right now. I'm not hearing about that, so... Tree law!

The Studios: *speak*

Botanists and other Tree Experts:

Update and confirmation of Imminent Tree Law:

He mentions later in the thread that not only do they not trim the trees annually, they’re trimmed at best once every 18 years. Supposed to be every five, and only in dormancy, which even my layman’s ass knows about tree trimming.

And yes, Universal can probably eat the fine. But it’s gonna be a whopper even if the trees survive (which is as mentioned kinda unlikely), California is a triple damage state for tree law, and it may increase dramatically if there were nesting birds in the trees.

All this to be a Captain Planet filler villain to some writers. And yes, it’s currently just the writers officially picketing there; SAG-AFTRA recommended against it for petty bullshit like this and the suddenly necessary sidewalk construction.

bitches be sucking farts there

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here

and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado

something tells me Skunks Georg

Always reblog Skunks Georg

this is a wonderful illustration of the problems with the split of american counties innit

i was literally just thinking “And this is what gerrymandering is”.

this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

So it's even more motivational. Got it.

Saskia Buncerath

mosquitos the instant spring starts:

oops

think i figured out how to replicate this (you're welcome dev team (btw hire me @staff))

I know the feeling

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