am i glad that he’s frozen in there and that we’re out here

when ur friend makes great art

Japanese vines are on some next level shit

Me in my ideal state

if you have a dog chances are im already in love with you

I am so glad I pressed play

This again lmfao whoop whoop

"SEE I AINT GOT NO TIME FOR A TIC TAC, A SHAWTY LIKE ME NEEDS A BIG MAC….I WANNA SCREAM BOY, NOT GIGGLE."

l had never seen this before. My life is complete now.

*picking up girl for a date in New York City*

girl: So are we just gonna take a cab?

me:

girl: What the fuck

It doesn’t matter whether you are single or seeing someone, I think everyone deserves something lovely for Valentines day. Send to loved ones, friends, family~ make someone’s day with something cute to let them know they’re amazing. uwu

You can see more of my valentines here!

She’s frickin gorgeous, she literally has nothing to feel bad about

You thought I was actually drinking coffee?

FBI’s priorities.