the enchanted forest chronicles were Formative Texts
after this post i went back to reread them and
Five of them lay on or sprawled over or curled around the various rocks and columns that filled the huge cave where Cimorene stood. Each of the males (there were three) had two short, stubby, sharplooking horns on either side of their heads; the female dragon had three, one on each side and one in the center of her forehead. The last dragon was apparently still too young to have made up its mind which sex it wanted to be; it didn’t have any horns at all.
formative alright
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
Dying.
Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.
I’m so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa
HAPPY TEN YEARS TO “TWAS I THAT SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE”
I found this proverb somewhere on this cursed website. I’ve been thinking about it ever since.
Can u just say what it fucking weighed what the fuck
so when I collar someone at Pride it's a disgusting public display of kink, but when Charles III brings out the world's gaudiest gear to demand submission from 15 whole-ass countries it's a major TV event
The writers strike could impact your favorite show! A season might get cut in half causing the writers to send the main character to hell instead of saving him. He might have to be rescued by an angel the next season, whom he will have a homoerotic relationship with over the next ten years, shaping the culture of some blue website and changing the way people receive world news for years to come!
why is the music community the only one brave enough to have an infinite amount of genres to catagorize things by meanwhile the rest of u are like “this horror movie isn’t REALLY horror” “this is Barely a platformer” shut up i don’t know what the Fuck witch house sounds like but i want to play the game equivalent of it so bad. i want to watch a Lowercase movie. there’s a genre just called Danger Music and according to a five second google search it’s music that is made specifically to Literally Deal Psychic Damage. i NEED every other art form to step it up PLEASE
If you look up symptoms of ASD specific to girls one of them is frequently “masculine behavior/dress” or whatever and people love to blame that on autism being an “extreme male brain” but it’s really very easily explained when you consider what femininity is: a set of implicit social rules forced on women. Like, of course autistic girls and women aren’t going to be as successful at performing femininity “correctly.” It doesn’t have to do with the fictitious male brain. It has to do with femininity being inaccessible to people who have difficulty navigating complex and arbitrary social conventions.
Another day in the Office
Surrealist humor sure is taking on a new flavor huh
you ever learn something you wish you didn't? I, for example, just learned that between 2008 and 2015 not a single episode of Doctor Who aired that was written by a woman. Between The Sontaran Stratagem, a story with David Tennant as the Doctor, and The Woman Who Lived, a Peter Capaldi story, not a single episode was written by a woman.
I think we should start treating adhd using the Vetinari Method (whenever I get bored I get unceremoniously kidnapped and installed at a new, more exciting job)














