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SuNsHiNe CaKe LoVe

@putas666 / putas666.tumblr.com

Male | 21 | ♋ | INTP

what english lit degree gay whose career didn’t take off exactly as he wanted is out there making self aware, self referential meta gay porn?

I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit

tinder link in bio.

the replies:

*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?

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I’m sobbing

I love going trough the notes every time bc there’s always someone in the notes insisting we’re all mean and that you can just wear thick dish gloves over your fake nails as if I wouldn’t assume you’re going to Patrick Bateman my ass if you walked into the bedroom with claws and yellow rubber gloves

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This is my first post in over a decade and since tumblr is very much unalive the best way to see stuff is to follow the person my follows reblog from. Hopefully nobody will se this

Reblog if you’d attend!!

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LETS GET THIS PARTAY STARTED! WHEN AND WHERE?!

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YES! LETS DO THIS SHIT!

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REBLOG SO HARD

LET’S DO THIS FUNKY THANG

I would so go to this.

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Kay so this kinda needs to happen

Perhaps if this gets enough reblogs it’ll happen.

Tumbl-Con 2014, in Chicago. It’s happening.

love that we have this post so we can always see a trainwreck in progress, whenever we want

Like finding Pompeii graffiti from The Day Before

Dear god. Times have changed

What happened last time lmao

Source: so-relatable

i cant take it anymore god made a baby lynx without any regards for proportions and i cant stop thinking about that. look at this

he feet too big for he goddamn he

i never knew that i was pirating anime and manga as a kid like i genuinely just thought it was free online