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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

worth a shot huh

+

wtf i hope this work bc i needa talk to my bby again need his luv smfh ):

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I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

Saks Suks

Welp gals always always listen to that little voice… Had to make some money to pay bills so I went to an outlet mall and happened upon an untagged Rebecca Minkoff bag so I just put it on my arm and walked out… Next up I went to a mall and hit up a store similar to Macys and scored a Kate Spade bag that wasn’t attached to the tables and wasn’t tagged with an anti theft device, also got a gorgeous Tory Burch wallet (that I may keep for myself). But because I wanted to keep the wallet and possibly one of the purses I decided to go into Saks… I went in and grabbed a bag and was walking out (no anti theft device but must have had an RFID) because a small beep sound happened when I walked out and immediately this big guy came up and grabbed the bag and grabbed me and threw me down on the ground and cuffed me after I said they have no legal authority to detain me unless they’re police.. That made them meaner to me.. Thank the Lord the amount of that beautiful black Tory Burch came up to $635 just $15 shy of grand larceny.. Whew! So I got a court date for petty larceny… FML man! So ladies please please listen to that inner voice because mine was telling me to just leave and not go in there.

$289 Rebecca Minkoff $167 Tory Burch $255 Kate Spade

$27 Stussy Hat

($635 Tory Burch) (Future legal bill)

Was NOT a money making day!

Reposting for warning

Repost “Lucky Meek Milly” in 30 seconds to gain good luck and good fortune in the new year

shoplifting routine + tips

before i sleep, i’m going to type out some things i collected from lift-pros who have deactivated their blogs and adopted into my own routine! i’ll just detail my routine and try to give a few tips at the end so that the newer lifters can have some of the wisdom of those who have left us.

routine: 

whenever i go lifting, i always bring a medium sized purse and a large shopping bag. i gently fold the shopping bag and put it inside of my purse. other than this, i’ll bring:

my magnet and hook (i hide them inside of these hidden zippers in my purse) {some lifters use scissors. same goes.}

a wallet with a decent amount of money (if i have it) in case i get caught 

earphones (personal preference, but i find that music calms me and makes me look nonchalant. sometimes i won’t even listen to anything so that i can appear occupied, but actually be attentively listening around me.)

when i enter my first store, i’ll browse around, examining fabric, price tags, comparing clothes to my body in the mirrors. this is useful for concealing. if you conceal an item of clothing in another, mirrors are so good for checking if you can see it. just look as if you’re checking our your appearance. 

try to take some items without hangers, so that you can put those items onto hangers when you have extras. 

once i’ve taken a couple items i want along with some larger items with pockets (jeans, overalls, collared shirts) i’ll go to a changing room. if an attendant asks me how many items i have, i’ll lie and say 2 less than what i have. if they physically count the items, then i’ll probably only steal one item. if no one gives a shit, then still, don’t be too careless about stealing items. there’s still video cameras. 

***MAKE SURE not to steal a boldly printed/colored item that’s showing in your pile of clothing or the first item that you’re holding. they’ll probably notice it’s gone, or at least there’s a greater risk. ***

in the changing room, i’ll probably take my shoes off so i don’t look suspicious from underneath the curtain. and if the curtain doesn’t fully close, i ALWAYS hold it closed with my body as i detag. a lady once walked in on me as i was detagging and i nearly had a heart attack, thankfully she didn’t see anything. 

after i take the tags off of the items i want, i’ll put the tags into or onto the clothes i don’t want. DOUBLE CHECK FOR TAGS PLEASE!!!! THERE’S CHANCES OF EXTRA HARD AND SOFT TAGS. i’ll put the clothes i detagged in my purse. if i don’t have space, i might wear the item of clothing if it’s small and unnoticeable. when i exit the changing room, i’ll most likely leave one item that has been untouched on the rack outside of the changing room. 

PLEASE MAKE SURE NOT TO LEAVE THE ITEM WITH THE EXTRA TAGS ON OR IN IT ON THE RACK OR WITH THE ATTENDANT the attendant will be touching these items the soonest and it’s pretty sketchy when a tag falls out of a pocket or if there’s an extra on there. 

i usually take the items with the tags and bring them back out to the store, if i’m not lazy i’ll put it back where it came from. i always try to put it in the middle of the rack.

then i exit the store, trying to look calm. 

so you probably noticed i haven’t mentioned the shopping bags yet. this isn’t what everyone does, but i always head to the bathroom and put the clothes i stole into the bag. it works for me because i can’t necessarily pull off walking into my mall with a bag in hand, but if you want to start off with the bag, just put something thin and dark inside the bag to put on top of the clothes you stole. just in case. 

then i hit up other stores! except at these other stores, i can put the clothes i take into the shopping bag.

tips: 

1. always double check for tags on the clothing. this is a given, but really, you have to check for any kind of tag. you might have gotten the hard tag off, but there could still be a soft tag somewhere, or some other lifter could’ve left a tag somewhere. hold up the price tags and clothing tags up to the light and look for chips and shit.

2. HIDE your tools. please. hide them. if the LP sees your tools, you’ll get punished so much harder because you were shoplifting with the intent.

3. DON’T RUN!!! don’t run. if you run, well, it depends on store policy. but if you run, they might tackle you or call the police or some shit.

4. if you don’t have a good feeling about a place, drop the shit and get out. seriously. get out. leave the mall if you have to. give it a little time before you return. just don’t risk it. no item is worth a record, especially since we’re all young with our futures ahead of us.

5. find somewhere to put your tags. don’t be careless. i’ve seen people just leave the tags in the changing room, it’s not necessarily traceable but it draws attention to the fact that shoplifting is prevalent in the store. what i’ve found is putting them inside of purses, pockets is effective. and of course, retagging clothing as well. i usually tag the inner tag on the seam of the clothing. 

6. always be nice to the SA. if they talk to you, they’re just doing their job and being polite. but if they’re following you around a little too closely, they’re probably suspicious of you. 

7. dress appropriately for the store. this is also a given, but don’t wear shit like black hoodies and sweatpants, cause you probably look like a lifter who wants to wear clothing out of the store. also, i recommend changing your appearance up a little.

8. don’tttt please don’t go to one store too much and never buy anything. give it some time. if an store attendant asks, i like to say that i’m just trying on things and i’m going to tell my mom what i want so we can come back. also, don’t always go at like 4:00 on a tuesday. change it up, so you catch different employees at different shifts. 

9. don’t grab a shitton of stuff and then steal a large portion of it. for me it’s usually: stealing one item for every four pieces i grab, two if the SA’s aren’t nearby or paying attention, or if i concealed really well.  

10. you don’t NEED to buy a small thing to alleviate suspicion. i understand the logic, but honestly i’d just get out of the store. don’t stay longer than you need to. 

11. when you’re leaving, don’t rush out. walk sloow and calm like any normal shopper would. i get it. you wanna get out ASAP. but you also don’t want to be sus. fake a phone call if you must. or look at your phone. just be natural. 

12. DON’T BE AFRAID TO WASTE A DAY ON SCOUTING. lifting at a new store is very exciting but sometimes they might have something you’re not familiar with, like at zara, they will scan every single clothing item and make sure there’s a tag when you’re entering and leaving the changing room. when you scout, figure out the layout, security cameras, SA procedures

13. THIS IS REALLY USEFUL FOR ME idk if it’s useful for you but some of the stores i go to have a level for men’s wear and a level for women. often times, the changing rooms on the men’s level will have fewer people and fewer SA’s. if you feel like the SA’s on the women’s level are hardasses about the clothes in your arm, check out the men’s level. 

14. DON’T TAKE WHAT YOU DON’T NEED. don’t be greedy. this is just me, but i take only things i will actually wear. some people boost, so that’s different, but don’t be greedy. stores will probably notice a larger loss in inventory way sooner. pleaseee don’t be greedy. sometimes shoplifting is so easy you think you can get away with anything, but it’s still illegal at the end of the day. only take things you really want. i always look at store websites before hitting up stores so i have an idea of what i want and i have my limits. be smart about it. there’s a ton of big, flashy hauls on tumblr, but you don’t need to compete with others. go at your own speed. 

15. don’t ever underestimate the fact that shoplifting is still a crime. even if you’re a teenager, you’ll be punished. don’t forget that. you can still stick it to the man, just, be careful. 

other methods besides dressing room concealing:

so there’s a lot of other methods out there, especially just on the floor concealing where you put things in your bag or your sleeve. personally, it doesn’t work for me, so i’m sorry i didn’t cover it. i’m afraid of blind spots not actually being blind spots and i’m also afraid of tags. if there’s jewelry i want or something non-clothing, i’ll hide it under the clothes in my arm. this is only if the SA will not take these things from me and count them. so you need prior knowledge. anyways, a lot of jewelry i’ve seen have tags as well so be careful. i’ve taken shoes, bikinis, jewelry, socks and underwear this way ahaha i’d say it’s effective but you need to know your store. 

hope this helped! 

Great post. For the anons in my inbox, take a look.

First pic, haul that I forgot to post and last 3 pics are what I’ve gotten on Mon and Tues.. Do I really want to price shit out? No, just wanted everyone to know I’m still around, ya know. :)

BTW, TRUST NO ONE. I TOTALLY GOT FUCKED.. ROYALLY, by someone I won’t name names cause I’m A NICE BITCH, just watch your own back cause no one else will, k peeps?

MUCH LOVE 💗💗

OMG this is amazing!

PSA about lifting pets

It is actually possible to lift a puppy. This is gonna sound insane. My aunt pulled this off at petco once during one of their big adoption events. I can’t believe I forgot to tell you guys this story. Holy crap.

There was a kennel crate filled with like 5 different newfoundland puppies and the store was PACKED with people. My aunt fell in love with one of the newfies that the SA let her take out. The SA was alone too. Her coworker decided to be a dick and go on her lunch during the busiest fucking hour.

Anyway. My aunt knew this poor guys were probably from a puppy mill or some shit. Or just breedjects (rejected stock from breeders) . So I shit you not. She just picked up the newfie and walked out with him when the SA was distracted. She grabbed one of the fliers off of a near table to make it look like she was holding adoption papers so other customers wouldn’t be suspicious. No one thought anything of it. Just a chick with a dog at petco.

She fucking stole a collar and toys for him too. Fucking most extreme shit I’ve ever heard.

This happened about 1.5 years ago and my aunt never went back to that petco ever again. But she still has the dog. His name is Kronk Kronk is the biggest fucking dork. He’s scared of ladybugs, guys. LADYBUGS.

But yeah. That’s the story of how my aunt lifter a fucking 40lb puppy

Can someone give advice on how to lift shoes?

Preferably without doing the shoe switch thing bc I don’t have any crappy shoes that I’m willing to get rid of.

I have my eye on a pair of riding boots. Not sure how to get them in my hands. Very frustrating.

Note: This method isn’t compatible with all shoestores Most, if not all shoe stores have benches. This is awesome. If you’re in a less secure store, some benches may even become blindspots (if you bend down, eccetra, eccetra.) Pre-pick a bench. Pick out a couple of shoe boxes. Sit down on your bench and get all your shoes out, try them on, make a mess of things. Make sure your large handbag is mostly under the bench. Now, in this mess, you have a few options: a) Kick the shoes you want underneath the bench casually, and try to kick it towards your bag. When your “finished browsing”, get down and grab your bag and swiftly try to put the shoes you want in them. b) if not difficult, kick your shoes into your bag. c) Make sure you have a coat/sweatshirt with you. Put it down sort of underneath the bench. Kick your shoes underneath the bench. When you get down it pick up your stuff, put the shoes in your arm, lay your jacket sweatshirt over it, and walk out. I hope I was helpful!

THANK.

The Long Awaited Pt. 2: Palettes for Days

Ulta 💅🏼 Chocolate Bar x4, $196 Tartelette, $45 Tartelette in bloom, $45 Showstopper, $24 Rainforest After Dark, $36 Double Duty Beauty, $28 Tarteist Pro Glow, $45 Styled by Hrush, $30 Paint Palette, $49 Naked Ultimate Basics x3, $162 ABH Ultimate Glowkit x5, $225 ABH Glowkit, $40 Hot Tools Mirror, $12.99

$937.99 saved

Put that down

a thief

Reblog the lifting ferret for good luck

Animal tip

*disclaimer* this MAY sound crazy, but believe me, it works.

Step 1: obtain an animal that scurries fast. Go to petco and purchase either 10 rats/10 white mice/3 ferrets OR obtain a farm pot bellies pig/hen/or boar. My aunt higgith once obtained a keckle of geese that she personally lifted from a nearby town farm.

Step 2: store animals in an inconspicuous container. Make sure it has air holes for breathing so your animals don’t die.

Step 3: drive to a store you’d like to shoplift from

Step 4: enter the store carrying your hidden animals of choice

Step 5: when no one is around, release your furry friends into the isle and watch them scurry and scamper everywhere

Step 6: immediately run to the nearest SA and tell them you saw a rodent/animal

Step 7: the SA will typically call in a special code in their walkie talkie or will have to alert their supervisors that a live animal is on the loose. Remember: the more animals scurrying free the better!

Step 8: steal all the shit you want! At this point the entire store will be trying to locate the pest and will probably not be paying attention to any cameras. Innocent shoppers may get frantic and scared of a wild boar making its way through the store and soon chaos may take over the store, inciting frenzied crowd syndrome

Step 9: while the store is chaotic, steal steal steal! Shove shit down your pants, eat a bag of chips while you’re at it, and empty the registers! Take a shit right inside the toy isle! LP won’t be paying attention

Step 10: leave! Run! Remember to only attempt this crazy tip once every five years or so. My aunt Higgith once released a bucket of rats and 3 guinea pigs into Target and she was able to get away with $4k worth of shit while the entire store was under terror

#tbt #repost

haha what the fuck is this

I used to be a magician

I shit you not. And I am here to cast a magical spell on you all to shield you from LP May your stores cameras always be low quality and colorless.

*~☆Bada boom Bada bing some random spell to get you things☆~*

Hauled with @gayestlifter today 👅👅

Ulta: Better than sex x36 828 Better than false lashes extreme! x8 280 Anastasia cream contour kit x13 520 Naked smoky x2 108 Electric palette- 49 Ud shadow box- 34 Clarisonic Mia 1- 99 Clarisonic Mia 2 x2 298 Foreo x2 198 Lipstick queen velvet rope x4 200 Dermablend foundation x2 70 Pro palette 44 Tf chocolate bar x4 196 Ud Gwen stefani palette x5 290 Ud Gwen stefani brow box x3 90 Becca skin perfector x2 80 Becca brush x3 150 Peter Thomas Ross mask- 52 MK rollers- x2 67

Michaels: Brushes: $440 Paint: $450 Copix: $44

Sally’s: Face masks: $50 Nail files: $72 Mirror: $8 Foot scrubs shits: $4 Nose masks: $2 Soap: $4 Ion hair colors: $21 Hot buns: $10 Umbrella: $6

AJs: Wine: $120

World market: Shopper $2 Wine: $15

Pier One: Plates $75

IKEA: Candle $3 Cup $2 Bath robes: $60

Some home store: Pan $120 Pizza seasoning: $5

Office Max: Portfolio :55 Journals: $40 Tape: $5

Home decor: Ash tray $5 Wine tool kit: $10 Coasters: $6

Bath and body works: Perfume $40

Lowes: Plants $60

Not pictured: Old navy clothes - $20

Not pictured: eaten chocolate

GRAND TOTAL: $5403

HFS. Dead. I’ll take 5 better than sex plz

HOLY FUCK

@stealyprincess look

slay me

What the actual fuck. How di you get so much volume?? Did you take what was in the stock drawer?

I went to get my nose pierced and ended up with all this lol

Faux piercings x3: $14.25 x3 Panties x3: $14.50 x2 + $16.50 Journal: $22.95 Page flags: $13.00 Stickers: $10.00 Crystal keychain: $12.00 Too Faced Love Flush: $26.00 Makeup Forever lipstick: $20.00 KVD Everlasting liquid lip: $20.00 Urban Decay shadow box: $34.00 Whip Stick balm: $7.25

TOTAL: $224.45

flawless omg 😰💘

That keychain D:

Couldn´t resist and traveled from 2 different Ultas. The LAST picture is my hiding box so the rents won´t be asking anything (: Too Faced Chocolate Palettes (8) = $392 Too Face Le Creme (8) = $176 NYX Lingerie Lipstick (10) = $70 Stila Liquid Lipstick (8) = $192 Too Faced Natural Eyes = $36 Too Faced Glow (2) = $60 Tarte Lip Paint = $20 Urban Decay Beach Bronzer = $28 Lancome Blush Subtil = $32 Benefit Dandelion small = $15 Stila Palette = $49 Total = $1,070! ( BROKE 1k in ONE HAUL)❤️☺️🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 Grand Total in cosmetics = $3,883

$$$ • SIXTH HAUL • $$$ SEPHORA -UD Urban Spectrum Eyeshadow Palette- $55 -3 pairs of Velour lashes-$60 -Tarte Tarteist lip paint- $20 -3 UD single shadows- $60 -ABH powder contour kit- $40 -Sephora Z Palette- $28 -YSL lipstick -$36 -Marc Jacobs lipstick- $30 -Becca Champagne Pop highlighter- $38 -2 Becca blushes- $64 -Josie Maran Argan enlightenment illuminizing wand- $28 -Marc Jacobs nail polish- $18 -Nars radiant creamy concealer- $29 -Color switch by Vera Mona Brush Cleaner- $18 -My Burberry Perfume- $78 -Viktor and Rolf Flowerbomb perfume- $115 MACY’S -3 ABH single shadows- $36 -ABH single shadow palette- $20 -ABH lipgloss in Vintage- $20 MAC (in Macy’s/Nordstroms) -4 single shadows- $64 -Paintpot in Soft Ochre - $22 -Blush in Melba- $22 -Pigment in Rose - $22 -Pressed Pigment in Moth- $22 -#217 brush- $25 -#129 brush- $35 HENRI BENDEL  -3 bracelets (prices varying)- $396 -Coin purse- $68 KATE SPADE -Earrings- $48 -Letter necklace- $58 MICHAEL KORS -Black Pompom- $48 TOTAL- $1,623

@biggirl-lift do you hear me weeping

The “I Have Sinned” Haul with @kittengrabs

Urban Outfitters 🌙 Let me just say. I am not planning on setting foot in this store again. We were sussed so hard in the dressing rooms so I concealed the five things in the second to last picture on the floor & my partner ditched everything she had untagged. UO used to be so easy for us ); Panties x2, $16 Pistachio Brûlée Lip Balm, $12 Shroom Headband, $14

Lush 🍥 Santa Baby, $8.95 Bubblegum, $10.95 Lip Service, $9.95 Volcano, $13.95 Candy Cane Roulade, $12.60 Eau Roma Water, $10.95 Baked Alaska, $6.44 Greased Lightning, $14.95

Sephora 💄 Marc Jacobs Style Eye-con, $99 UD Ozone Lip Liner, $20 Philosophy Facial Firming Serum, $45 Modern Renaissance, $42 TF Hangover Primer, $32 Static Nails, $38 UD Vice Lipstick x3, $51 KVD Studded Kiss x4, $84 Josie Maran Black Oil, $22 BECCA x Jaclyn Hill Champagne Pop, $38

Victoria’s Secret 🎀 Yoga Pants, $35.95 Bras x4, $193.50 Bralette, $24.50 Panties x5, $64.50 Babydoll, $45

BBW 🍃 Eucalyptus Spearmint Soak, $16 Frosted Coconut Snowball, $6.50 Very Merry Meringue, $6.50 Gingerbread Latte, $6.50

$1,000.69 saved

As some of you know, LUSH has been my absolute Kryptonite! I can never lift there because of all the SA’s and zero blind spots! Well today I finally did it! I saw about a dozen people in there and so I went in, grabbed a basket and loaded up like a bandit! I felt like this was my only opportunity so I better seize it! I slowly transferred the stuff into my shopping bag as I walked around.

I’ve never been so excited to take a friggin’ BATH!! Yipeeeeee!! Can’t wait!!

Approx. total $300?

I’m crying this is so beautiful I’d trade my entire urban decay collection for a bathbomb and some gorgeous.