How old will I be, still yearning for someone that matches me
Maybe I don’t remember enough jokes or phrases that eluded to it being the… whole damn plot…. of the movie…. And not just specific individual scenes… and yet I had no idea Boogie Nights was Like That™️ lmfaoooooo
Charge!
The chicken knocking down the camera makes this 100% better
The fall of Hyrule (colourized)
Maybe if I were actually interested, I would feel a lil bad for having to reschedule/cancel plans or dates so frequently. Granted I’m prioritizing my needs first, but now I think it’s become a habit lol
And then that ruins my whole “I’m never interested, but I have to try” argument when my friend tells me why do I go out with men when it already seems like I’m not into it lol
Me vibing to songs that are in a language that I don't speak a single word of:
punks of color bc this website is slacking
Some more from my collection
Big Cum wants to stop you from cumming!! They just sent the cum goons to my house! This is Biden’s America.
This eating healthy shit is for the birds. How the hell y’all gain weight without supplements lol
Thinking about digital ghosts. The queue of a dead person’s blog still running. Apps and games posting on someone’s Twitter and Facebook. People’s old reddit posts. Long gone folk captured on Google maps. Accounts like houses, waiting for someone to come home.
grandad will always be there....
Gilbert Baker helps hoist one of the two original rainbow flags created by the decoration committee for San Francisco Gay Freedom Day | 1978 | ph: James McNamara, lead seamster of the flags
"where are you going this summer?!"
the ER and urgent care bitch where else
Banishment is the funniest punishment I can think of. Just get out of here
girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level
Has anyone tried those freeze dried food items that everyone on Facebook seems to be selling
The skittles are tempting me
Excuse me?
Has anyone tried those freeze dried food items that everyone on Facebook seems to be selling
The skittles are tempting me
I wonder how much longer I’ll have to wait for my right time and right person.
Tired of these “these never worked out before but I felt like it would have with you, it’s just that [PERSONAL PROBLEM THEY NEVER EXPLAINED BEFORE]”