USE!!! TOYS!!!!! ON!!!!! BOYS!!!!

USE!!! BOYS!!!! AS!!! TOYS!!!!!

USE!!! YOUR!!! BOYTOYS!!!

MAKE!! BOYS!!! YOUR!!! TOYS!!

BOY!!! TOY!!! NAMED!!! TROY!!!

Jadaughter Voorshees

Coming to slay the girls

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

I’m confused, what is left…

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

You really forgot your whole brain.

she read this post with her pussy

certified iconic post

I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

I’m in the last 47.33% 

I shouldn’t have taken that test

Am I fucking stupid LMAO

Lemme gone head and add this to my résumé💅🏽

THE RENAISSANCE WORLD TOUR (2023)

Unicorn Is The Uniform You Put On

To Mario

Auhfeiuh euyfi efjah aug eweu. Ufeygfi Tfeukfh uef euifka! Yfgkesheu YU efof Hfeuwue seu ef aufheilaskdfeef Ueiufgeiuhereiu gfodsihneu eufheisuh! eieug egoeaine ieg.

From Peach

Peach: “This edible ain’t shit.”

Peach, 15 minutes later:

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

WAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????

two gay men got arrested for fucking in a public bathroom but they argued since you had to pay for it it was a hotel and it was fine. their defence worked and we dont have to pay for bathrooms anymore

Ok guys I know we want to celebrate victories in queer history but

1. Googling "Canada gay sex pay toilets" just brings up a bunch of reblogs of this post

2. There does not seem to have been any sort of norm of public toilets in Canada charging money to use in the 20th century

3. I am neither Canadian nor a lawyer but I find it extremely hard to believe that there is any jurisdiction on earth where charging money to use a public toilet makes it legally constitute a hotel room and therefore OK to have sex in.

thats because i lied about this

So lol when tumblr dies on March 29 2023 here's my twitter for yall

What is this cryptic prophecy?

I just know these things

@kaijuno

Please don't joke about that

Last day

Y’all like to lie on here don’t y’all

That’s what I wanna be remembered for

I just remembered the time I downloaded Grindr and this man wanted to pee on me and when I went to pick up my pizza he was the cashier and I walked through the rain and he was like “it’s really pouring hard out there you’re soaked 😏” and I was like……just speechless

Wonder what this kings up to these days

I downloaded Grindr to try to buy meth a few times and there’s always one dude who is like 800ft away who messages me.

Meth ???

Yeah people like to fuck on meth and so some people use Grindr as a meth dealer app.

Fun fact about meth and urine. I forget the exact percentage, but quite a bit of meth os passed through the body and expelled via urine. So if you drink meth piss you’ll get high yourself.

gay people are unbelievable

This post made me homophobic

😂😂😂 so true.

Y'all ain’t about to forget about my bitch tho

Let’s not forget the queen now

sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language

Horrible job, everyone! Thank you!

my bad damn

Single handedly changed the English language. That’s pretty iconic of you

I love black men😍

LGBT friend groups

God I want this man😍😍