priscila

OH MY GOD

what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall

me: I’m actually feeling good rn :~) this day is gonna be grea-

take me down to the

where the leaves are red and the ghosts are pretty

Hangry

Well that’s a fucking mood

if i ever get a DUI, i’d like it to go like this 

do yourself a favor and watch this. seriously. but plz don’t drink and drive.

nature is amazing

DONT DRINK AND DRIVE, but yes please watch this it’s Fuckn GREAT

with this guys plethora of skills I honestly believed for a minute that he was just really weird and not at all drunk 

THE ENDING OMFG WATCH TILL THE ENDING

is this mccree

I miss this show

Make sure you watch it to the end

#notrustissues

my goal in life is having a cat trust me this much

Ávila Beltrán was born in Baja California, Mexico, the daughter of María Luisa Beltrán Félix and Alfonso Ávila Quintero, a family member of Rafael Caro Quintero, the former leader of the Guadalajara Cartel.[6] Family connections have played a major role in her criminal career, and Ávila Beltrán was in fact a “third-generation” drug trafficker in her family.[7] Officials in Mexico say Ávila Beltrán is the niece of Miguel Ángel Félix Gallardo,[8] the onetime godfather of the Mexican drug trade who is serving a 40-year sentence for the 1984 murder of Enrique Camarena, a U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration special agent. Her great uncle Juan José Quintero Payán was extradited to the U.S. on drug trafficking charges. On her mother’s side, the Beltráns got involved in heroin smuggling in the 1970s and later diversified into cocaine. DEA officials state that Ávila Beltrán never shrank from employing the violence that comes with the turf and that “she used the typical intimidation tactics of Mexican organizations.”

She reportedly had affairs with several well-known drug barons in her youth.[8] She was married twice; both of her husbands were ex-police commanders who became drug traffickers,[9] and both of them were later killed by hired assassins.[8] The police attribute her rise to power in the drug world primarily to her most recent relationship with Juan Diego Espinoza Ramírez, alias The Tiger, who is said to be an important figure in the Colombian Norte del Valle cartel.[8] Ávila Beltrán lived in Guadalajara, Jalisco, and Hermosillo, Sonora, until the police found more than 9 tons of cocaine on a ship in the Pacific port of Manzanillo, Colima, in 2001 and tracked the shipment to her and her lover Espinoza Ramírez.[10]

DANK ASS SPACE WEED

this is why aliens aint contact us yet cause they high as fuck