Meow

new clothes. josh stitched them. he’s been busy. please don’t order too many. it takes a long time. twentyonepilots.com/store

every single song off danger days makes me wanna huff a bunch of gasoline and then crash a car into my own house

Every second beat of Smooth Criminal, by Michael Jackson.

“You been hit, struck by… booth.”

I want a playlist full of these to just casually play at a party without explanation.

“do it, bitch.”

UNCLE JARED RIDING AROUND WITH JJ ON A BIKE AT FBBC WHERE THE WHOLE PADACKLES FAM IS HANGING OUT AND JARED YELLING “HI DAD!” AT JENSEN AND JENSEN YELLING “BYE, JJ!” BACK I AM EMOTIONAL (via Steve Carlson’s IG story) <3

music genre: video game 2

“all star” by smash mouth, but only using the sounds and beats on my synth (and also anthony “ten second songs” vincent on some other instruments) these titles are getting too long

How many people are gonna have this as either their new wallpaper/icon/lockscreen/etc.?

ABSOLUTELY NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON.

hey quick question why must humans experience suffering?

Me: haha cats

Dog person: honestly I prefer dogs since cats are naturally evil creatures that can’t even express love and-

Me:

I really cannot get over this cats fucking face it’s so round and conveying an emotion that I simply am not equipped to understand

everything about him is … chaotic

what could go wrong???

my new ringtone

i would die for this man

Foetus James and iJoe

Being Born.

Stranger Things s3 prediction:

The Monster™: *physically shows up*

Joyce Byers:

Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate.

Get this geek ass shit off my dashboard this bitch wants to get Railed !!!

My 2 moods

Me af.