Being sexy is my burger😔
burden*
i’ve come to a conclusion
hang on one second
here we go
Kelly Clarkson is speaking through my cat and she’s telling me to wear cowboy boots to my therapy appointment
Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life
He didn’t say that.
yes he did
lewis using charades to tell zane to stop texting in the background
literally a quote from Marcus Aurelius
HAD to go and dig for the quote. “sex is the friction of a piece of gut and, following a sort of convulsion, the expulsion of some mucus.” marcus was just being reductive, but purrp takes his analysis one step further: he correctly identifies that sex is stupid
how can civilisation be in decline when social media abounds with philosophers greater than Marcus Aurelius
i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
How the fuck does his have less than 200k after setting the internet on fire for months
now i might be wrong. but i'm pretty sure these aren't omens. like these are just things that can kill you.
this is like if i said i'm a prophet because i know exactly when you'll die and then pulled out a gun and shot you with it
the amount of time that house tries to ruin wilson's relationships with women and then a soft acoustic song with romantic implications plays during and after their last scene of the episode together is at the VERY least more than three and it's actually breaking me
A man walked straight into a bar
And then came out
Marie Antoinette 2006 (the pink hair is the result of pink tinted hair powder)
