I’d be lying if I said I’d never attempted telekinesis.

i would cry if someone did this for me 😍💯

It’s true though

I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.

what do you mean these good boys can kill me

Dingo

Also Dingo

danger shiba inu

See how fast this year passed? You better stop playing with your life.

This is honestly what i look like in my minds eye

sigh…

Oh my fuck I just spit my drink everywhere

I’m in fucking tears

I ugly laughed

I wish I could run away from my own brain but alas here I am… stuck in this bitch

Everyone thinks they have the best dog and nobody is wrong 

Relationships get so bananas when you start deciphering the other person’s love language.

Like I thought I was just acquaintances with this person because they never told me details about themselves and we just talked movies and writing . But then they made time to have coffee with me and they showed up out of breath because they ran. Like. RAN to be on time for coffee with me?

And I was like “i don’t mind waiting” cause I never want to run

But they said they wanted every minute they could get because I’m so busy usually

Which is when it clicked that I didn’t get how much they considered me a friend because I just straight away didn’t see MY signs of affection in them and went “cool! Casual buds it is.” But now that I’m seeing their signs of affection, I feel a little silly for dismissing them like that even though I felt like we could be best bros.

Anyway, some people show affection through time or intensity or commitment and not vocally. I really have to remember that!

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

idk why i burst out laughing

Eight Rainbows! WOW Lehigh Valley, PA [960 x 960]

reblog for good luck 

Leprechaun convention.

Leprecon

GODDAMNIT