Joanna Karpowicz — Fox's Wedding (Anubis Meets Yōkai) acrylic on canvas, 2022.

Charles Cottet (French, 1863-1925)

Grief, 1903

Shakes-Tourney, Round 2

(summaries from shakespeare.org.uk; further summaries and propaganda encouraged)

Hamlet: Hamlet sees his dead dad's ghost, pretends to go crazy with revenge, actually goes crazy with revenge (debatable), and everyone dies.

Much Ado About Nothing: Benedick and Beatrice don't love each other but then they do. Claudio and Hero love each other but then they don't but then they do again. Everyone gets married.

Catching up and relaxing By illustrator, Nobel

Kong: I need you to come help protect Hollow Earth

Godzilla: lmao no bitch fuck you

Mothra: I need you to come help protect Hollow Earth

Godzilla: yes ma'am immediately ma'am absolutely

The Trees

by Philip Larkin

The trees are coming into leaf Like something almost being said; The recent buds relax and spread, Their greenness is a kind of grief. Is it that they are born again And we grow old? No, they die too, Their yearly trick of looking new Is written down in rings of grain. Yet still the unresting castles thresh In fullgrown thickness every May. Last year is dead, they seem to say, Begin afresh, afresh, afresh.

(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull

(wizard intercom) good evening passengers. this is the wizard speaking. boy do i have a treat for you

Posts that make you drop everything you're doing and open Audacity

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

so who’s on first?

That’s right 👍🏻

that’s strange

No, he’s on second.

Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?

No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.

Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?

Naturally.

Who?

Naturally.

So Naturally is the first baseman?

No. The first baseman is Who.

Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?

House is on Third.

I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.

Who’s on first!

This is horrible

Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base

That’s not what I’m asking about! No!

Anastasia Trusova, “Dust” Acrylic on canvas, 2022

James Sant (1820-1916) "Portrait of his wife Elizabeth and daughter" (1852) Oil on canvas

you are not your parents and will not inevitably become like them. remember that. you are your own person. you will make your own choices.

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

5.06 | Family