Things Not to Ask Vets:
“How many people have you killed?” “Why couldn’t you get into college?” “What’s it like living with PTSD?”
Things to Ask Vets
“Want to go grab a beer?”
For one long and terrifying second I thought this meant veterinarians
*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.
Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.
Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.
Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.
*asexual snickering increases in volume*
Look at her fucking face she looks like she just got away with a fart
isnt that juanita from desperate housewives
Imagine if Blank Space had been recorded back in the 40′s…what might that have sounded like? I put an amp filter on PMJ’s version of it, and I gotta say, the 40′s sounds good with some taylorswift :)
Holy crap
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING. I WANT IT ON TOUR, I WANT IT ON CD, I WANT IT ON VINYL, I WANT IT PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND AS MY FUCKING THEME MUSIC.
if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away
GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK
IM SCREAMING THIS IS ACCURATE AS FUCK
You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.
too risky man
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????
I’m fucking dying
One of the best out takes from any television show, ever.
HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT
This man is a guardian of the galaxy
you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said
better safe than sorry :/
can’t risk it
I discovered this by accident and I thought it was really funny and cute:
1. Download the template from MyScriptFont website
2. Write out the alphabet and numbers in your style, using a black marker (felt pen). This is mine:
3. Scan the template 4. Upload to the MyScriptFont website, name it, set the format and click “send file” 5. Download it to your computer and install
And check out my result!
reblogging for writers that want to invent their own font.
i just clicked and scrolled through every one of these links
More links to waste time.
hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad
I HAVE NEVER HIT REBLOG SO FAST IN MY LIFE.
reblogging so i never lose this. ever
