You Farted

Clap of the Titans.

It’s funny because it’s true

i wish i had this man’s “dick out no pants” approach to his work

Fans: you're gonna mess up The Batman

Rob Pat: if you annoy me enough, I'll do it on purpose

Nick and SS’s worst nightmare

when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language

I was eating alone at a mexican restaurant once and a group of college kids were chatting over tortilla chips. There was some jabber and then..

“ ..we had to climb over the bob wire!”

“Dude, did you just say ‘bob wire’?”

“Yea man, that spiky shit!”

“You actually think it’s called bob wire? Like fucking Robert wire? You think it’s called Robert wire?”

“Well what the hell do you think it’s called?”

“It’s BARB wire you idiot! Like Barbara wire!”

*the third guy* “Oh my god. You guys. BARBED wire. Because the wire has barbs, it is BARBED.”

“Oohhhhh!”

“Fucking Robert and Barbara wire. Fuck you guys.”

Robert Wire/Barbara Wire OTP

Nice

I love this insult 😂😂😂

Good insult

This one needs fanart

This one needs a cross-stitch pattern

God I’m so fucking turned on by this

same

I’ve been watching this since season one and i just realized he’s the guy from the girl imma have to call you back meme

It's October 1st

HAPPY HALLOWEEN MONTH, SEE YOU IN THE SKELETON WAR

Meirl

She's coming for you!

What the fanfic says: “The noise they made was inhuman.”

What the fanfic means: “They made a non-verbal sound that doesn’t lend itself easily to transcription.”

What I hear in my head: *loud Donald Duck quacking*

rolled up to the girl

Toooooooo fuckin smooth

10/10

The execution.

The precision.

Then he made her laugh…

finding out leonard nimoy directed, storylined, and starred in the voyage home