Money in the Banana Stand

girl on club dancefloor has her feet cooled by a friend pouring smirnoff ice over them (2000)

Mary Magdalene washing Christ's feet

I love how every time I log on, this site attains new levels of heresy. I can't wait to see what is next.

I saw this and immediately thought of them

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our father, who art in chicago,

Legally Blonde (2001) — dir. Robert Luketic

Joey Wheeler existing.

Seto Kaiba:

Kaiba saying whats on our minds

THE CONJURING 2013, dir. James Wan

Halloween 1978 | dir. John Carpenter

JURASSIC PARK (1993) — dir. Steven Spielberg

I was on a cruise ship with my extended family and Leonardo DiCaprio. For some reason, he was trying to get the captain to dock so he could feed us to the mountain lions.

positive press? for tumblr???? my gd.......

we fucked up its getting more profitable

now that i’m older and understand how absolutely fucked the housing market is, all those horror movies that take place in nice houses where the family refuses to leave make sense. if i had a 4,000sqft vintage home you’d need to kill me before i ever moved out as well. fuck the ghost. charge it rent.

That last line is hysterical because I was living in an apartment once by myself that odd things happened in and the rent was super cheap. One night I went out in my living room because I’d heard my name get called and I was irritated and said, “Either cut this shit out or start paying rent because I will exorcise you if you don’t.” It was quite after that.

Yeah, the tumblr tag ban is awful and censorship is horrible but if they’re going to ban specific characters in the tags they should ban Edward Cullen

Apparently you get automatically suspended from twitter if you say the word “Memphis”

Turns out it was true lol

“I Own It But I Haven’t Read It” a story by me

Library at Strawberry Hill House [danielapardor/ig]