i’m crying my eyes out

if you know what the word "mishapocalypse" means you're entitled to financial compensation

Dean Winchester does not deserve the hate he is getting.

More importantly, Jensen Ackles, a real live human being, does NOT DESERVE the hate he is getting.

Holy hell. Y’all’s cruelty towards this man online is to me by far the worst part of the Destiel situation. Jensen is not homophobic. He has never used slurs against the community. He is not at all the way so many of you are painting him. I don’t understand, do you just NEED something to be angry at and hate and since it can no longer be non-canon Destiel it needs to be the ACTOR? Please leave him alone. I so desperately hope he isn’t looking at any of the reaction online, same with everyone involved in this who likely had good intentions and put heart into this storyline, only for y’all to make “homophobic” the word of the day. God. Sending so much love to Jensen Ackles tonight

How am I supposed to tell anyone from the real world about the goddamn HYSTERIA I am experiencing from this??? Like hey friend a gay angel and homophobic man from a show I haven’t watched in years have broke me and also it’s linked to Putin resigning except he hasn’t, and I’m laughing my ass off about it??? There are no words, except those of 2012 tumblr:

i can’t

Stop saying Jensen is homophobic because of how he played his character, dean bottles up his emotions, obviously he is going to act the way he did when his best friend confesses his love to him, unexpectedly I might add! Dean “sobbed” literal captions said “[sobbing]” at the end, he was hurt, he was confused, and he had every right to react the way he did, his best friend (and probably the love of his life) confessed his love to dean seconds before he died, I’d react the same fucking way!

All the morons trying to claim that Dean wasn't saying anything to Cas because he was holding back slurs or something equally ridiculous... what show have you been watching? Surely not Supernatural. Like, yeah, Dean had some internalized shit for a while (mostly cause of how he was raised, let's be real), but this isn't season fucking one. Dean's in his goddamn forties now guys.

But you still think Dean Winchester is homophobic? Let's examine the evidence then, shall we?

1. Aaron Bass: Dean was flustered because he's not used to being hit on by dudes, but he was completely respectful. And he was alone, too. It wasn't like he was trying to "hide his homophobia" from Sam. He could've said whatever he wanted in that moment without anyone ever knowing, and he chose to awkwardly walk backward and wish Aaron a nice day. Then later, when they're working with him, Dean says nothing about it (other than a quick "he was my gay thing" to Sam), doesn't make it weird, and talks to him exactly the same way he would talk to anyone else.

2. Jesse and Ceasar: Dean's surprised when he realizes that they're married, again because he's not really used to it and so he made the wrong assumptions (which I will point out is really really normal, it happens all the time even between queer people, because heteronormativity is very much a thing in real life). But what does he do when he finds out? He asks them about their marriage - with genuine curiosity. What's it like to be in a relationship with a hunter, is it hard, all that jazz. Never asks about the fact that they're both men, none of those gross "so who's the woman" questions, literally just. Talking to two married hunters. That's it. Then later, when they're working, he never once questions their capability as hunters or suggests that they're weak in any way. There's no "you're less 'manly' because you're gay" mindset at all. And at the end of the episode he's genuinely happy for them, two hunters who managed to get out of the life and retire together.

There's lots of other examples (several male cops have been obviously into him over the years, his reaction to Jody talking about Claire and Kaia, all the subtext surrounding Lee, etc.) but for my last one for now, let's not forget...

3. Charlie fucking Bradbury: Arguably Dean's best friend besides Cas (no I haven't forgotten about Benny, I love Benny, but he was part of a very specific chapter of Dean's life and that chapter is done). We've known she was a lesbian from the get-go, and Dean takes it in stride when he finds out, immediately improvising to coach her through some painfully awkward flirting so she can get into the office ("you've just come home, and Scarlett Johansson is waiting for you"). And yes, there's the whole "I feel dirty" "yeah so do I" bit there, but that's clearly established as a joke, plus the guy was gross - as someone who is attracted to both women and men, I would feel dirty after flirting with him too.

The next few times we see Charlie, she and Dean are geeks and dweebs together, Dean is having more fun than we've seen in years, and we see him be a really good friend - in some ways, a better friend than he is to Cas. Charlie talks to him a little bit about girls, they LARP, they go shopping together, Dean comforts her when she has to let go of her mom. When she's killed, he gets so upset he goes on a murderous rampage (maybe not the most healthy way to deal with greif, but nonetheless showing how much she mattered to him). When he sees an alternate version of her in trouble he's immediately ready to risk his own life to help her even though she doesn't know him. He loved her like a sister, and he never once expressed any issues with her sexuality.

So let's go back to Cas. Cas is in love with Dean. Not much of a surprise there, he's said it before. But this is the first time Dean understands that that's what he's saying. It makes sense that he's a little stunned, especially considering that Cas is also saying that he's about to die. I mean, if your best friend of twelve years told you one day that they've been in love with you all along, that just knowing you has irrevocably changed them for the better, and that also by the way telling you this means they're going to die, mightn't you be rendered a tad speechless?

Dean does not hate Cas for this. Not at all. Because whether or not Dean is bi, whether or not he reciprocates, Cas is still his best friend. We've seen how hard Dean grieves every time Cas dies. We know how much Cas matters to him. Of all the shit they've put each other through, there's absolutely no logical reason for this to be the thing that damages their friendship beyond repair. Not after everything. No fucking way.

Dean says nothing because he doesn't know what to say, because he's still processing Cas's confession but also already grieving and blaming himself for Cas's death. The way he breaks down at the very end of the episode? That's not a man who's disgusted. That's a man who's shattered.

How dare you try to simplify this incredibly complex and emotional moment into Dean being a dick. How dare you. It's positively insulting. The entire point of Cas's speech was that Dean is so much more than that. If you can't see that, than I'm sorry, but you're missing the whole message of the show.

Supernatural is about family and sacrifice. It's about free will, making your own choices. And it's about being more than just who you're supposed to be, going beyond what other people want or assume. All the depth beneath the surface. That's the show. That's why we're still watching after all this time. Because it means something important. Something relevant. Something real.

Don't you fucking discredit that.

(thank you for coming to my TED talk)

Remember remember the 5th of November

-666 votes would put Biden in the lead in Georgia

-Destiel is confirmed canon on Supernatural

-Supernatural is a show that deals in demons, ghosts, etc

-The number 666 is used to invoke Satan

-The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal

destiel really managed to take out putin, trend at #1 during one of the weirdest elections, unite tumblr for the first time in years, turn georgia blue, and bring back all the ships from 2014

I honestly can't decide whether it's funnier to say putin stepped down in protest of destiel or because he recognized his work here was complete

Congrats to supernatural for 12 years of queerbaiting and then ending it in the fastest bury your gays speedrun ever seen as well as doing it in the most homophobic way possible 😔✌️

okay so when i was like 13-14 i had a massive hetalia phase like my friends and i got really into it. and i spent ages scrolling on tumblr looking at hetalia art which led to me following a bunch of people and learning their art styles. jump forward 4 years. it’s 2020, and i get a textbook. it’s antony and cleopatra. there’s a piece of art in this textbook with a roman solider, supposedly antony, and what one must assume is cleopatra kissing. but. i recognize the art style. i recognize this specific watermark. in the back of my mind, the cogs are turning. frantically, i pull out my phone and open tumblr, searching desperately for the artist i followed so long ago. and deep within this artists blog i find it. the picture from my textbook. a piece of art of the roman empire and china kissing. i live with the knowledge that a textbook i own has hetalia fanart in it.

@stirringwinds do you know about this

no i did not jhdhdjsjsk thank you for letting me know. this is glorious. this is killing me. this has made my bed, fried my sunny side eggs, boiled my tea and watered all my plants. who are these textbook editors browsing my hetalia blog and inflicting helltalia and specifically romechu fanart on students. ah. ‘antony and cleopatra.’ either they didn’t read the caption or didn’t give a fuck because this is meant to be very gay. god rest their souls. 

THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING

youtube took this down so here’s some fugou keiji crack

So Balance: Unlimited fans

I love that they gave y’all like 3 episodes, and there’s already theories being made, fanfics, fanarts, doujinshis; like you really got time with the whole quarantine huh?

If they don’t give you more y’all making more yourselves

Don’t stop tho I’m reading those

The Euthanasia Coaster.

Designed by Julijonas Urbonas, this roller coaster was created specifically to kill each and every one of it’s passengers.  With a five hundred meter drop followed by seven inversions, riding this would cause cerebral anoxia ultimately leading the passengers to be brain dead.

If I were to kill myself tomorrow, this would be my method of choice.  Might as well have the last few minutes I am alive be the most exhilarating, adrenaline-pumping, heart-wrenching, brain-exploding moment of my life.

hetalia furby au

SEYCHELLES: Seychelles is the water furby and you know exactly why

ROMANO: angry ass furby. this mf will bite you at any given chance

SPAIN: thicc ass furby. y’all know what’s up 👀

MOLDOVA: ugly ass annoying ass furbling bastard 

NEW ZEALAND: sheep lookin ass

ENGLAND: lookin burnt. like his scones. fortunately, furbies can’t cook. we’re safe from him for now.

POLAND: i literally have no idea what in gods name a furby connect is but this mf pink ass got hearing loss from those ear holes like damn they are huge

SWITZERLAND: even in furby form he is greedy af

ROMANIA: his full name is vampire super’edgy blood moon furby fire fun man

WY: bitch looks like a fucking duck but my homies say she cute lmao ok sure

KUGELMUGEL: yellow piss furby. i legally cannot say any more.