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Me and my mutuals

Trust me, Grammarly, in this instance, swapping "deeper" for "more profoundly" does not make sense in context. No matter how many times you flag it.

me when im in an Area

That's a guy alright

he's so fucking over there

And brother he's in a Place

THE WAY SO MANY PEOPLE KEEP USING THIS PICTURE FROM THE MUPPET MOVIE WHERE YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE KERMIT

the gulag had a big sign that said GULAG over it

i will never complain about a book seeming like a fanfic with the serial numbers filed off because that means the author had the invaluable ability to tell when their au had diverged enough that these were just straight-up different characters now

even as we speak there is probably someone out there writing a delightful 100k+ word gay romance novel about a genderqueer bisexual single parent who lives in a beach town and fixes classic cars and falls in love with the sexy tentacle monster mermaid that saved their life, and that writer could probably make pretty good money self-publishing it, but they won't because that would mean admitting that they aren't really writing destiel anymore

love that despite not being in the fandom i hit the middle of the venn diagram of 'characters that the average person would never in a million years recognize as dean winchester' and 'characters that a certain subset of fans would immediately think are dean winchester' so perfectly that i've since been told i described multiple popular fics

Being 6ft and

having a very small kitten form a bond with you and

watching this very small kitten follow you everywhere and

having to look directly down  all the time

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Please take a picture show us your perspective

POV: you’re 6ft trying not to step on a very small cat that follows you.

oh. my god I was just writing a fic and I was about to say "he grimaced as if he'd bitten into a lemon" when it occurred to me, hang on, are there lemons in Star Wars? Or are they called something else? Despite the fact that it literally does not matter sksjs I went to google it and I typed in "Star Wars lemons" FORGETTING, in my brief naivety WHAT LEMONS USED TO MEAN

so you can imagine what came up

please watch this

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This is so intense like… if you miss your mark you get beheaded

You’re doing them a disservice by not including who they are! These girls are high school students. They are the Tomioka High School Dance Club from Tomioka High School in Osaka. They went viral in Japan when they got runner up in the “All-Japan High School Super Cup Dance-Off” held as part of Yokohama’s summer of dance this summer (August 2017). You’ll know Yokohama’s summers of dance from the regular mass Pikachu dances you see on social media each summer. 

They’ve blown up since then. The promotional video they made at the school has more than 30 million views. They’ve been on tons of TV shows, including performances with Oginome Yoko, the original singer of the song (Dancing Hero (Eat You Up)) that they remixed for their dance. 

This dance routine was riffing off the comedian Hirano Nora and actually includes some of her comedy catch phrases in the remix. (They even got her to join them eventually!) For the uninitiated, one of the most accessible forms of comedy in modern Japanese pop culture are comedians like this who create outlandish SNL type characters and then appear on one or more shows regularly as that character. Hirano Nora’s gimmick is that she’s a woman from the height of Japan’s “bubble economy” era in the 80′s when there were tons of newly wealthy yuppies. This is why the remix is called “Bubbly Dance”. (Compare her to similar comedy character Blouson Chiemi whose gimmick is that she’s a modern, man eating career woman.)

These girls deserve all the fame they’re getting. You can read about them in the Asahi Shinbun and also check out this piece on Akane, their 25 year old coach via Japan Forward. 

how to solve a rubik’s cube a gay valentine’s/anniversary comic about trying to impress a boy (my now boyfriend) [rbs&follows>likes]

Y'all worried about discourse when you should be worried about finishing dis course with an S rank

Me on the phone: "So I think just 3 pizzas should be enough and....hold on a sec. Hey, bro, do you want anything?"

The deer with a human face: 😐

Me: "I never can tell with this guy. Just get him a medium cheese, that's probably fine."

me and btw my pouuches are full of metal shavings and if you upset me i throw them at you

these pouches are dumb af tbh

wow

eat my skirt shavings boy

I forget where it was but I saw jeans for sale and like they were labeled as “girlfriend cut” instead of ‘boyfriend’ and like the irony to me is that the term “boyfriend style jeans” was originally done as this weird way to heterosexualize the dangerous idea of women wearing slightly loose pants so you knew you weren’t a dyke but like apparently the use of the term “boyfriend” was like too much of a gender confusion crisis for the buyer so they had to change it *again* as opposed to just calling it “loose fitting” to begin w and now it has fully no-homo’d itself into a corner and it just sounds like yr stealing yr jeans from some butch girl yr dating

My fave quirk w boyfriend jeans is that time the gap didn’t realize that having jeans that were “boyfriend” cut and “pegged” style would turn out greater than the sum of its parts

wheezes

just wear black and fuck your hair up a lot. its ok .

@disgrace2chivalry this

the regular people of hyrule seeing the castle spontaneously burst into dark evil flames and rise up out of the ground:

@ayeforscotland made me play 'What Remains of Edith Finch' for tomorrow's episode of @theayesphere, and all I could think while playing is, "either my house is based on a horror movie or the previous homeowner went into game design" because we, too have sealed doors (welded and concreted shut, actually) that lead to hidden crawl spaces when you find inventive ways to get them open.

It was like the time we played Devour for Halloween with @theshitpostcalligrapher, and I knew exactly where everything was because the layout was the exact same. How did I know where I was going in the creepy haunted house? Bitch, I live there.

brb making a sign for you to hold up during streams that says "Bitch I live there"

You gotta get the popsicle stick and tape on ur end tho

That’s fair.

I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’

Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.

Not a Christian not an Atheist but a third, secret thing (superstitious and a bit fucked up)

Something about growing up surrounded by a religious culture you aren't part of and then experiencing horror and pain and begging skyward to something you don't believe in to live, to survive, and for everything to be okay in the end, and then seeing that prayer come true and not being sure if something was listening or if you just got lucky but still throwing out a "thank you" every so often, just in case

nah, not Agnostic like "I'll believe it when I have proof" or Faithful like "I don't need proof" but something Different, like "I've Seen Over And Over Something Which Could Be Proof, Proof Of Something, Of Anything, Like I've Spoken Into The Void And The Void Has Listened Quietly And Said Nothing Back, But Still, I Have Been Heard, And The Act Of Listening Is The Invisible Difference Between Absence And Inaction Which Has Meaning Only To A Speaker Who Wishes To Be Heard, But I Fear The Power Of Blind Servitude And Delusion, And So I Remain On The Edge, Looking Out Into The Abyss, And Throw Small Stones In The Hope Of Hearing Them Hit The Bottom, And None Ever Do" and really, I'd be happy to follow any god who wants to be kind

So I bought a plant off of Etsy expecting a starter plant because that’s what you normally get for $25 on Etsy and uh,

She Big.

She so Big my 5ft hobbit ass can’t get it all in the frame.

Anyway, the seller is TheFloridaRoots if anyone else would like to buy a pothos that looks like it could devour a small dog.

Gave her a quick shower.

Hunger her up to get some air and dry. My shower curtain is making alarming noises like the anchors might be about to come out.

I need to rethink how I was going to pot this monster.