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Daddy Issues 101
emotional shitposter and book collector TLOU, DSMP, SW, MCU, COD
she/they , biace
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When your daddy issues rear their ugly head bc Joel looks hot asf killing that guy to protect Ellie and do what he never could for his daughter. Most attractive thing ever.

#I WANT AN OLD MAN TO TAKE CARE IF ME LIKE THAT#my daddy issues cannot handle Joel Miller#as soon as he says baby girl i am GONE#see y’all in the next life bc i died and went to hell#like#come treat me like a princess#tell me i’m okay#i would kill to have that man#What is it with people w daddy issues being obsessed with traumatized men that are old enough to be our fathers#I didn’t understand that feeling when i watched game playthroughs as a kid but#boy do i do now
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It’s almost winter break and I’m hanging on by a fraying shoelace of a thread

#my fucking math tecaher literally speaks in martian or some shit#makes no fucking since#one of my favorite quotes from him is#“I’m gonna call it Fat D.”#-Mr. Garner#2022#he said this in reference to a denominator with like#20 different trigonometric terms#guys#i know where he lives#and i’m going to staple my grade to his door#like#i’m in honors classes#and everyone in there with me has made all very high grades our entire lives#THE CLASS FUCKING AVERAGE IS IN THE 40s#WHAT THE FUCK
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the-eldritch-angel

*throws ibuprofen on the ground and watches the aging tumblr populous peck at them like chickens*

#i crave them like i crave taking naps after having a minuscule amount of social interaction#i have 5 bottles in separate places throughout my house#one in my room incase i have a headache before i go to bed#one in the kitchen in the medicine cabinet#one in the bathroom if i’m hungover in the morning and i’m already puking my guts out#one in my car in case i develop a headache while going to work#and one in my bag that i carry with me at all times
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sometimes-me

“Sorry this chapter is late!! I spent the last few days trying to find a laptop charger in the zombie horde wastelands, you know how it is. Anyway, as always, betaed by sasukesass52, who spent all her designated wifi time in the bunker screaming at me on discord, so I know all of you will love this chapter and the next. Enjoy~”

#i’m literally fucking crying#i’m convinced they could survive armageddon#“hey guys so i’ve been gone for a while bc i had to have time to move to my moon base bc of this giant asteroid hurtling towards earth#like wtf
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avi-mation

Fly high Techno

Your warrior journey reached the end, but Technoblade Never Dies. You won't be forgotten.

Thank you for everything

purpl3padl0ck

In June we lost someone very important to us. He was a great man, never failed to make you smile. A person so rare to find these days who so willingly gives without expecting anything in return. i’ve spent the last few days mourning the loss of one of my favorite creators. But I know he’s up there somewhere conquering the gods themselves. He fought until his last breath and he will always be remembered. Rest easy, Alexander Technoblade. You deserve it <3

#rest in peace technoblade#rest easy king#technoblade#rip king#minecraft#minecraft youtubers#tommyinnit#wilbur soot#philza#fuck cancer