BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig
SECRET INVASION — Harvest (Episode 5) ››› Emilia Clarke as G'iah ››› Charlayne Woodard as Priscilla Fury / Varra
RACHEL WEISZ & BRITNE OLDFORD as BEVERLY & GENEVIEVE Dead Ringers, Season 1 (2023)
JUST THE TWO OF US
summary: attached by the red thread of fate, both of you are drawn to each other and wanda is reminded that love transcends all boundaries.
pairing: medusa!wanda x blind!fem!reader
warnings: very mushy, like yeah wanda is smitten, fluff + a little bit of insecurity (?), implied prejudice to non-humans, that’s all me thinks.
a/n: thank you nonnie who introduced this idea to me, i hope you love it! this was in my drafts for the longest time and these two are super cute for me to abandon! anyways i hope y’all like it, i didn’t make an entire plot and stuff for them because well who has time for that? i just wanted to jump straight into the fluff and happiness because that’s what they deserve.
word count: 1k
I don’t know why I freaking teared up reading this?!?!? Wanda must’ve felt so alone and then finding someone who was perfect (even tho R must’ve sometimes hated that she wasn’t like everyone else). It just pulled at my heartstrings.
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
“Pretty swinging how you gave that Evernever chick what for.”
Into the unknown.- Part 9
Pairing: Wanda Maximoff x Reader, Parent!Wanda Maximoff x Parent!Reader
Summary: what happens when a baby boy is found in a hydra facility? what would you do when you find that is yours and wanda’s?
Warning: angst, swearing, unplanned parenthood, fighting, sad reader, sad wanda.
A/N: hi! I’m back. i know i didn’t post for a few days, I’m sorry I was busy with soccer practice. but here it is part 9. I know is short, because of that I’m writing part 10 as I’m posting this. thanks for all the messages. -lana
*not my gif*
IFHY (i fucking hate you)
summary: wanda’s feelings are all over the place, she’s conflicted about you, she feels like you’re going to ruin her.
pairing: top!beefy!wanda x bottom!milf!reader
warnings: a bit fluffish, physical assault, verbal abuse, jealous!wanda, a lot of toxicity, infidelity, mentions of physical and verbal abuse.
a/n: hi hi! don’t read this if you’re queasy when it comes to blood and depiction of violence and talks of emotional/physical abuse, anyways have fun reading, i wrote this at like 3 in the morning so ignore silly mistakes.(○` 3′○)
word count: 6.1k
This is a work of art
I love it
I even want a second part!
LUSH LIFE
summary: headcanons about being ceo!wanda’s girlfriend!
pairing: ceo!wanda x bimbo!reader
warnings: age gap (wanda is 38 and reader is 23), mommy kink, sugar mommy/sugar baby relationship, blow jobs, fluff.
a/n: hey hey! just wanted to share some of my thoughts about being wanda’s gf! this is kind of exploring the relationship dynamics between wanda and reader after the events which happened in ‘lost my breath’ anyways happy reading, as always please ignore the mistakes <3 ty for 100 followers 🫶🏽
word count: 698
for context!
LOSE MY BREATH
summary: wanda hates it when other people look at what belongs to her.
pairing: ceo!wanda x bimbo!intern!reader
warnings: age gaps (wanda is 38 and reader is 23), choking, fingering, orgasm denial (?), mommy kink, wanda has a dumbification kink, implied sugar mommy/sugar baby relationship, overprotective wanda(?), exhibitionism only if you squint, aftercare.
a/n: hi hi! ik y’all are looking forward to hallucinogenics part two, but i have to get this idea out of my head. ceo!wanda is just so 🫦 anyways hallucinogenics part two will be out by this week or the next enjoy reading sluts (≧∇≦)ノ♡
word count: 1.6k
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Sweet Sin | Sweet Wanda | Sweet blood
Summary: After the charity event you come back with your sweet neighbor, Wanda Maximoff, to continue what you left behind.
Catholic teacher ! Wanda Maximoff x Student ! Reader
Smut, age gap (legal r), slapping (w to r), spanking (w to r), God kink(?, vaginal fingering (both receiving), praise and degrading kink, teasing, dirty talk, oral sex (r receiving), restrictions used (tied wrist with a rosary), choking (w to r)
Words count: 2000+
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You couldn't get your eyes off of Wanda, the woman had you trapped, and after what happened just a few minutes ago, with her taste still present in your mouth, it was impossible.
And Wanda didn't help either.
Every moment she could touched you, she did, even the slightest way. Just a brush on your forearm when you were hanging the decorations or a little grab on your hip to move you to the side.
Her touch burned you through your clothes, making you desperate for the event to end.
Everyone here were fools, thinking the sweet neighbor, Wanda Maximoff was all good, nice and caring for the good of the town, helping everyone, making donations to the church and the orphan.
Oh yes, sweet sweet Wanda.
She was sweet, indeed.
But she already showed you a little of her bad side, her dark side and you were totally ready to give in completely.
What you didn't know is that Wanda wanted to devour you, consume you, make you hers in every way possible. She planned this for so long and the fact that you needed her help only made it easier. She always looked at you from afar, taking little glances of you at the grocery store or from the windows of her own house, even when she invited your family for the barbecue just to see you.
You were her little precious sin, the white lie to god, the forbidden fruit. She had to convinced herself that this was for your good and hers, eventually. She was only teaching you some new things after all.
The event finally come to its end. You'd never been so nervous before, but the way her green eyes looked at you, piercing into your soul and reaching all the deepest parts of you, had you trembling. You couldn't wait any more minute, but you still had to clean the room.
And you weren't that lucky this time, since a lot of people stayed to help the sweet Miss Maximoff.
"y/n, dear, can you help me with this?" Her voice echoed in your ears, quickly turning your gaze to her.
"Of course, Miss Maximoff." you walked towards the redhead, grabbing the box and following her to the deposit.
You bend over to place the box on the floor, but as soon as you got straight her warm body was pressed to yours, her hot breath sending shivers through your spine.
"Come here when it's all finish," she grabbed your hand and gave you a little paper with an address.
You didn't have time to respond her that she was already going out of the room and out of the church, letting you there trying to catch your breath. Even the short encounter left you flustered.
The room was finally clean, so all the people left to their homes, but you made your way to direction Wanda gave you. It was far from your neighborhood and the center of the town. The music in your car soothe a little your nervousness.
When you found the house, you thought it was strange that she had one so far, but it was maybe to disconnect from everything and everyone since it was in the middle of nothing. Her car was already there so there was no place to equivocations, that was her house.
You knocked twice and wait impatiently for her, Wanda made her appearance, making you come inside just to slammed your back to shut the door.
"I don't think you have any idea of how long I've been waiting for this," she husked out, her voice low and dangerous in a manner you had yet to witness before.
"Me too, Miss Maximoff." you breath out, digging your nails in her shoulders.
"I have done all the things a wife is supposed to do, house, kids, the meals." Her leg pushing up to press her knee between your thighs, making you shudder. "I'm very attracted to you. Would you be interested in having an affair?"
"Yes," there was no hesitation when you nodded and whispered your answer.
Her lips collided with yours in a hungry kiss, she couldn't wait anymore to devour you. The grip on your hips tightened when you licked her lower lip, entering her mouth, you were as hungry as her. She swallowed your moan, your hands running over her body, trying to memorize her figure. The lack of air didn't stopped you. breathing through her mouth just to kiss her roughly again.
You turned her, switching positions and pressing her to the door, a little groan scaping from her lips. Wanda pushed you back, walking through the house without even looking, but guiding you to her bedroom.
"Take off your clothes," her voice dripping authority almost made your knees fail.
You were mesmerized by the women in front of you, couldn't even think because of how foggy ypur brain was, but a sore slap on your right cheek brought you back to reality.
"I don't like to repeat myself." you just nodded and started to strip, still in shock because of the slap, but the weirdest part was that that turned you on more.
Being naked in front of such a beautiful woman was intimidating, even more when her deep dark green eyes were piercing into your body, not judging but eating you.
"You're the prettiest girl in the whole town," Wanda started to walk towards you, her hand cupping the cheek she just slapped, running her thumb over your red skin, "and my good girl, aren't you?" you nodded.
She close the distance, kissing you softly at first, but quickly growing passionate. Wanda pushed you to the bed, sitting you at the edge just to sit on top of you. Your hands went to the hem of her black dress, lifting it and leaving it tugged in her hips.
You could feel the warm heat between her thighs, arousing you at each rock of her hips. Wanda didn't want to break the kiss, she was feeling too good grinding on your lap to stop herself. But she needed more. So, she grabbed your wrist, placing your hand in her dripping cunt.
Of course you didn't have to be told twice, your skillful fingers were already running over her wet folds, gathering her slick and rubbing her clit.
"Fuck," the redhead moaned inside your mouth as you speed your movements. "Stop teasing me, darling."
"What do you want, Miss Maximoff?" you purred in her ear, feeling her breath hitch.
"Two fingers, hard." very specific.
Her wishes were orders to you, thrusting two digits inside her as she asked for, her thighs made the attempt to close themselves. Wanda was a whimpering mess, her nails digging deep into your back's skin, leaving red marks that you'll wear all week.
"More." you add a third finger, thrusting fast and hard inside her "oh, fucking god."
"If your god could see you right now, you think he'd be pleased of how much of slut you turned out to be, Miss Maximoff?"
Wanda leaned back and slapped you again, grabbing your chin roughly making your lip pout out.
"You have no place talk right now." the redhead was bumping her hips against your hand, your palm rubbing her clit.
"Oh, but I do, I could just take my fingers out of you and get out of here."
"You think you're that bold?" her hand moved to your neck, her fingers squeezing your throat's sides, cutting the blood to your brain and your air lines. "You're not gonna do that, not if I command you to, is that understood?"
Her walls began to clench around your fingers, her control over you turned her one more than it should.
"Yes," you whispered, feeling fuzzy, your cheeks going red because of the lack of air.
"Yes, what?" she pressed harder.
"Yes, Miss Maximoff!" Wanda finally let go your poor neck, her fingerprints all over it, you catch your breath quickly.
Her brows knitted together, mouth falling open with a loud moan scaping her throat as she came all over hand and thighs. Her warm cum leaking your legs as she kept rocking her hips against your fingers.
She recovered from her orgasm, catching her breath and lifting from your lap.
"Turn around," you didn't do anything but obeyed her, laying on your stomach in the soft mattress. "Hands on your back." you moved your arms to your lower back. Wanda grabbed your wrist and started to tied them with her rosary.
You were looking at her up your shoulder, bitting your lip as she tug on the saint collar that were hugging your wrists, making sure you can't go anywhere. Her hands grabbed your hips, lifting your lower part to the air, spreading your legs apart, your wet pussy full on display for her.
But her hand crashed hard to your flesh.
"This is for your own good, I have to put you in the right place, sweet girl." Another spank resound in the bedroom "you can't talk like that, you have such a big mouth." and another one. "What do we say when we make mistakes?"
"I'm sorry, Miss Maximoff."
"Oh such a good little girl, you do have some manners after all." Wanda spanked you again "but that's not enough."
Tears formed in the corner of your eyes, you still couldn't figure it out how her spanks and slaps turnes you on, the women had you dripping arousal down your thighs by now.
"If you could see yourself right now, oh, it's so pathetic how wet you are just from this." you bit the inside of your cheek, she was right, you couldn't see yourself but you could feel it.
Wanda started to tease you, running her hand over your inner thighs, hovering your skin, making you shudder under her warm touch.
"Please, Miss Maximoff,"
"Such a desperate thing." The redhead was mesmerized by your dripping core, she'd never seen something more beautiful than you submitted to her.
Her fingers finally rubbed your swollen clit, begging for attention since you eat her out hours before. A strangled moan came out of the back of your throat as your hips rock against her digits. But she quickly take them away from your cunt.
"I know you'd taste sweet," she hummed as she sucked your wetness from her fingertips "so delicious."
Suddenly, two fingers were shoved inside you, moving so deliciously, curling and touching your week spots.
"Fuck, Wanda." you moaned her name, hearing her groan.
With her other hand, she grabbed your hip, making you rock back, meeting her thrust and going deeper each time. She could already feel your walls clenching around her fingers, so worked up and desperate.
"You belong to me now" She uttered, leaning down, pressing her body to your back, bringing her lips beside your ear "Say it."
"I belong to you, Miss Maximoff." you tried to speak the best you could, but her fingers curling inside you were too distracting.
"I'm your God, be a good little devoted catholic girl and cum all over my fingers."
Your walls clenched hard around her, rush of wetness coming down your shaking thighs as her name fell from your lips like a prayer.
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Sweet Sin | Sweet Wanda | Sweet blood
Summary: Your dream university and the one to which you were admitted is Catholic, the last requirement is that you have to take communion. Being a non-believer girl you were going to give up, until you remembered one of your neighbors thay could help, Wanda Maximoff, head of the choir and catholic teacher in your town.
Catholic teacher ! Wanda Maximoff x Student ! Reader
Smut, dirty talk, oral sex (w receiving), vaginal fingering (w receiving), praise kink, hair pulling, finger sucking, semi-public sex, church sex, age gap (legal r).
Words Count: 1400+
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"Thank you, Miss Maximoff, for agreeing to teach me," you said smiling at the woman in front of you. "I really appreciate it."
"It's okay sweetheart, it's never too late." She smiles back at you to start catechism class.
You didn't like the church, or God, or anything that has to do with religion, but the university of your dreams was Catholic, so you swallowed your pride and started with communion to be able to enter.
Your neighbor, Miss Maximoff, was very sweet to you, letting you into the church for private lessons, she couldn't put you in the class with the nine and ten year olds kids, it would be torture.
So that's what your summer Saturdays were going to be like, three hours in church between Wanda's classes, and then the one-hour mass.
Sometimes you stayed a little longer than you should, helping your neighbor tidy up the rooms and the church. It is the least you could do since she was helping you fulfill your dream.
Not only that, you also had a little crush on her. The woman was beautiful, but she was unfortunately married to a disgusting man and she had two children, she was also extremely devoted to God, which if she found out that you are a lesbian she would probably pass out.
This Sunday the church had a charity event, a food fair with the whole town participating so that the money raised goes to the orphanage.
Wanda requested your help to prepare the salon for the event, which was behind the church, so here you were carrying chairs from the church storage room to the salon.
You spent all morning carrying and bringing things, your arms were already tired from so much effort, but it was worth it, since seeing the beautiful woman who gave you private lessons, in a black dress that fits perfectly fine her figure was worth all your time.
"Honey, can you help me bring some boxes from the storage room? I've already put the food on the tables, just need the decorations." She asked you smiling to which you nodded and walked next to her.
"My arms just hurt a bit, is it heavy what we have to carry, Wanda?" She tortured you into calling her by her name, you that calling her by her last name so formally made her feel old, even though you assured her she wasn't.
What you didn't know was that she didn't want you to call her that because of how much it turned her on, having that little authority over you.
"Oh, swettie, why didn't you tell me you were tired?" She stopped before entering the deposit, putting one of her hands on your cheek, caressing it.
"Because I'm okay, Miss Maximoff, I can go on" you smiled assuring her not to worry. A devilish grin formed on her face at hearing her name.
"You were a very good girl for me all morning honey, helping me so well, I think you deserve a reward don't you?" The smirk on her face got you, nodding as fast as you could. "Come with me, baby."
She opened the door, entering the room and closing the door right after you passed, leading you by the hand to where the organ was, the one that played every time the choir sang. Wanda positioned herself on top of it, putting you between her legs.
"Do you want your reward, sweetheart?" Her hand still grabbing yours, you gave it a squeeze as you nodded. She released you to start pulling her dress up, leaving it coiled to her hips, your lips parting at the revealing of her bare wet pussy, glistening with the little sunlight coming through a window.
Your mouth watered, there she was, legs spread, almost dripping in front of you. You sighed at the thought of tasting her, your hands went to her thighs, caressing them.
"Come on, take it, honey." she encouraged you and you fell to your knees to the ground, without taking your eyes off hers, now dark green, full of lust and desire.
You didn't waste another second and brought your face closer to your neighbor's pussy, the most devoted woman to God in the whole town was now exposed and wet at your disposal. And you were totally ready to sin.
Your tongue curled over her clit, causing her hands to go to your hair at the first lick, making you moan at the sweet taste of her.
If this was like eating the forbidden fruit, you'll sin every day for her, the most delicious and sweet sin you tasted in your entire life.
"Mhm yes, so good, dear." Wanda was trying not to moan so loudly, as even the little sounds echoed in the giant room, but you didn't care, you wanted her to scream until there was no air left in her lungs.
Your tongue ran up and down her wet folds, alternating between her entrance and her clit, her hand still in your hair, pulling you closer, if that was possible.
You plunged a finger into her without warning, stealing a loud deep moan from her throat, causing her to bring her own hand to her mouth to muffle the sounds coming from her.
You started slow, making her growl in desperation, bucking her hips against your face, another finger entered her, now two were working on her entrance while your tongue was on her clit, licking and sucking it.
Wanda's legs began to shake, squeezing your head, curling your fingers inside her, touching her g-spot, she felt in heaven.
You looked up, seeing how she had her head thrown back, one of her hands still covering her mouth, her brows knitted together and her chest heaving sharply for air.
"Don't stop honey, I'm so close, oh you're so good at this."
You doubled your efforts, even though you were already tired, but all of that vanished with the moans that Wanda let out of her lips.
"Oh fucking god, I-I'm gonna cum." and you stopped, suddenly you stopped and she looked down at you, with her eyes wide open and furrowed brows, not understanding what happened.
"That's not my name." and then she realized.
"Come on, Y/N, don't fuck with me now" a smirk formed on your face, her deep and agitated tone of voice sent a shiver down your spine, the way your name left her lips sent a wave of wetness to your core.
"I am fucking you now, Miss Maximoff." She growled at her name, grabbing your hair to pull it hard, making you groan at the tight grip.
"Don't be a brat now and make me cum, or you're gonna regret this." Her voice loaded with authority was all it took to start moving your fingers again, fast and hard, curling them while your tongue sucked on her already swollen clit.
Wanda came undone moaning your name, falling from her lips like every Sunday prayer. Getting you soaked with her cumming while you helped her ride her high.
You pulled your fingers out of her, bringing them to her mouth, for her to licking them clean, she moaned at her own taste.
"You taste so good, Miss Maximoff."
"I can't wait to taste you, my good little angel."
You shared a wet yet soft kiss, with her hands fixing your messy hair and yours in the back of her neck, deepening the kiss. When the lack of air became present, you both separated, you helped her get off the organ and adjusted her dress.
"Come on, we still have to decorate the room, sweet girl," but before going to the church, Wanda grabbed your wrist pulling you closer to her, your back crashing to her front just to whisper in your ear "I'll wait for you after the event."
HALLUCINOGENICS
summary: wanda finds a way to make her tutoring session with you much more interesting.
pairing: top!playgirl!wanda x bottom!fem!reader
warnings: marijuana usage, first times, wanda has a penis, having sex while high, blowjobs, slight dirty talk, gentle wanda, fluffish.
a/n: hey hey! my wanda obsession is back after a while :3 so have fun reading this! once again please ignore the mistakes, i wrote this at like 2:00 am lol, also should i make a part two? 👀
word count: 3.4k
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