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cishet men with big thighs or a big ass is literally a hate crime from god

like....his ass is NOT getting ate. his thighs are NOT getting grabbed and hoisted up like.....what's even the point

#no cuz it literally makes me so sad i do a doubletake in public trying not to stare and think abt it im so serious #ive stumbled across the most het guys u will ever see and they have the bounciest slappable asses out there thatll nvr get-#misc