Space Pirate Heliodor! (and her mighty rubies) (I’ll introduce the rest of her crew soon)

Rutile the crew’s thief! She steals mostly parts they need for the ship, and cool things her friends might like (like heliodor’s cape!)

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

one thing about me is i am not doing so well

you can have characters in your mind! But watch out

They will move in forever and they wont even pay rent

smiling so wide and clapping with glee

Me when the themes and motifs connect in my brain

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

Promise you'll stop for me :(

deletes you forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [you still exist as metadata]

don't forget. you're entitled to the full half hour of your fifteen minute break

No, Comrade Lesbian. We haul

"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)

We can also fuck nasty or whatever

my dads response could not have been better

important addition

tee hee

tee hee

tee hee

not just ‘he would not fucking say that’ but ‘he would not, under torture, admit that’