"trans men are sooo whiny for wanting to be in women's spaces like I thought you wanted to be treated like a man lmao" DID YOU FORGET ABOUT THE GYNECOLOGIST BEING TREATED AS A "WOMEN'S SPACE"? HOMELESS SHELTERS THAT YOU HAVE TO DETRANSITION TO STAY IN? OR DO YOU THINK THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND SNAPPY PHRASES YOU HEARD FROM VAGINAGODDESS AND HYGENICWOMBYN ON TUMBLR DOT COM
Media with no fandom =/= obscure media. 12 Angry Men is a famous movie but do you think that you can look it up on tumblr and find people shipping the nameless jurors? Well you can
uh, source?
Source:
OH GOD OH FUCK AAAHHH OH SHIT AAAAAAAA
reader: omg this fic is so good! are you ever gonna write more for this fandom?
me: i hate to break it to you, bud, but that was like seven hyperfixations ago
putting “lying to kids is ok” on the table immediately looks bad. but theres nuance. because kids deserve to have as much context and respect as anyone else you live with. but also. telling them that leaving doors open will make ants carry away the entire house is necessary until their brains can quantify the heating&air bill
door: open
the ants:
adorisms-ships-deactivated20230
idk i just feel like there’s a certain something special about self shipping. like, we all saw these shows or games or other mediums and just… connected with it on such a deep way. we love so deeply, and we become a character’s friend, sibling, parent, lover. the power of imagination is something that is a great treasure to have. the inherent joy of experiencing such rich emotions from characters is so cool to me. like here we all are supporting each other and just enjoying media in a way that’s unique. i love self self shipping. your f/os love you, just as you love them.
having f/os is such a cheat code cuz i can get hugs (in my head) WHENEVER i want. stressed at work alone? hugs in my head. overstimulated on the bus? hugs in my head. it’s an infinite hugs glitch!
You know, if you can't write a little bit of incest, are you really even a good writer?
I think the reason conservatives hate environmentalism so much is that all the terminology is too friendly and lame sounding to take seriously. I purpose we change the following terms to get these people on our side.
Solar powered -> Plasma charged
Wind power -> Vortex energy
Electric vehicle -> Lightning machine
Renewable resource -> Infinity asset
Greenhouse gasses -> Death Clouds
Global warming -> Property devaluation
Environmentalists -> Wilderness cops
For example, saying you're a wilderness cop that drives a lightning machine powered by infinity assets to reduce death clouds and increase your property value sounds 100x more macho than the alternative.
Genuinely though, conservatives will overwhelmingly support something with a different name. I’ve seen it hundreds of times. They’re like babies this way.
today is great day to create something, to fill the void with a piece of yourself that wasnt there before and to push back against the darkness. you can create a song or painting or sandwich or a walk in the park or even a MOMENT. use this mighty power to defy the cosmic nothing
Obviously he was sent to look for Mirabel, but what was he going to do when he found her? Take her to Abuela? Make a joke? Give her a comforting hug? A kiss? A makeout session against a cracked wall? Propose to her to run away together? So many possibilities...
group brainstorming exercise, if Lalo had a twitch channel what are some things he'd stream
my ideas:
- los pollos hermanos mukbang
- cooking lessons (followed by mukbang of his own food)
- car mechanic tutorials
- him just driving in circles for like 2 hours
- waxing poetic about his really cool friend Nacho
- his reactions to barbenheimer but he illegally pirated them both
- vagueposting about Gus
- what's going in his care package to his beloved tio
- burning random things to see how they look when they burn
- true crime but he's laughing while he reads about atrocities
- how to do drugs safely, narcan advice
- how to do drugs unsafely if you're not a pussy
- that type of asmr roleplay where it's like "cartel mobster kidnaps you"
- and of course
- thirst traps
I feel like he would do cartman skincare
Anonymous asked:
Thanks for sexualizing peoples trauma fuckhead
anytime
do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy
it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures
these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other
Penetration, my liege?
not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures