• was actually the most popular member when they first arrived in america. 
• was considered the best drummer in liverpool when he joined the beatles 
• worlds richest drummer 
• the storyteller for thomas the tank 
• was the first member to try weed 
• was also the first member to leave the group during the white album sessions (he came back though..obviously)
• in 1961 he wanted to move to america with a friend but decided not to since there was a lot of paperwork involved 
• when george had an affair with ring’s wife he said; “better you than someone I don’t know”
• was with his first wife when she was on her deathbed 
• set up his own furniture company in 1971
• he would record his drum parts in one take 
• is left handed but plays with a right handed kit 
• still runs on stage for performances bc he’s nervous 
• when performing live he would watch john’s ass to keep up with time 
• Rolling Stones ranked him the fifth best drummer in rock history 
• he hated drum solos 
• when John was killed he was the only beatle to fly to new york and comfort yoko 
• never had pizza or onions before 

• enjoyed playing monopoly 
• the first instrument he learned to play was the harmonica 
• he enjoyed drawing and acting 
• kept a light on whenever he slept 
• later in his life found out he was dyslexic 
• he would make lunches for his entire staff 
• growing up he was self conscious about his nose 
• he wanted jesus and adolf on the sgt pepper’s cover 
• the only beatles not to became a vegetarian 
• called paul’s music “granny music”
• took paul to paris with his birthday money and bought him all the banana milkshakes he wanted 
• in 1965 a reporter called him the “fat beatle” and he started to eat less after that 
• didn’t talk to cynthia for weeks when she cut her hair short
• referred to paul as “an old estranged fiance of mine”
• was the one to quit the band officially 
• he was invested by the fbi when he moved to America bc he was “influencing the nations youth”
• around the time he died he wanted to start touring again 
• when he was younger, a friend dared him to masturbate ten times. he made it to nine. 
• bought an island in 1967
• made a fifteen minute motion shot with yoko of his penis going from flaccid to erect 
• hated his voice and often tried to fix it on the records 

• failed choir boy auditions twice 
• when he first met john and played for him his voice kept cracking from nerves 
• made his first girlfriend’s mom comb his leg hairs 
• arrested in 1960 for lighting a condom on fire in germany 
• the first instrument he learned to play was the trumpet 
• him and Linda appeared on an episode of the simpsons 
• once made a live web video about making mashed potatoes 
• very jealous of anyone who got near John 
• from past one nightstands apparently the smallest dick, but was the best in bed
• was the main reason why the beatles got as much done as they did 
• once took lsd with john so that he wouldn’t go through it alone 
• was made an honorary detective by nypd after giving a charity concert for 9/11
• once told a reporter that yoko looked like a gigantic swollen chopstick with black chia pet hair 
• helped julian buy john’s letters from yoko 
• on the day that john told the band he was leaving them for good paul was trying to convince them to start touring again 
• wrote his song here today as a poem first bc he didn’t think he’d be able to sing it 
• for the eight days a week movie premiere he wore the same suit he wore for the hard days night premiere and was super happy about it 

• first beatle to travel to america and play there as well 
• organized the 1971 concert for Bangladesh with Indian musician ravi shankar
• rolling stones ranked him #11 on their list of “100 greatest guitarists of all time”
• two time rock and roll hall of fame inductee 
• one time walked into a girls dressing room and asked if he could just look at them while masturbating
• offered to come with ringo to see his sick daughter even though he was dying from cancer 
• got a black eye once for defending ringo 
• would make paul and john share rooms with ringo so they could make him feel more welcomed in the group 
• once said he had an eight hour long erection 
• lost his virginity to a german hooker with john, pete, and paul in the room 
• a car enthusiast 
• yoko once ate his biscuits at the studio and he called her a bitch for it 
• he played violin in “all you need is love”
• composed a soundtrack for a movie (wonderwall)
• for most of his life he thought his birthday was feb. 25. but later on discovered it was feb. 24. he was born at 11:50 pm. 
• he went to the same elementary school as john but they never met 
• voted best actor out of the four 
• helped broaden the beatles sound later on 
• he was the first beatle to have a solo act hit #1

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1. 17? old enough for me
2. tHE wORLDD is treatin me bAAAAAaaAaAad M I S E R Y
3. nobody reciprocates my feelings
4. i have a crush on someone and im melodramatic about it
5. BOP SHOO OP BOP BOP SHOO OP
6. bro these are happy tears
7. my dick is feeling a lil left out here :/
8. i won’t cheat on you sooooo love me???,,?
9. everyone tells me you cheat on everybody but you wont do that to me hahahahaahahah right??
10. kinda a shitty letter when you think about it
11. George spoils the secret
12. can you imagine that honey tastes sweeter than wine? like can you actually imagine? something commonly eaten for being sweet ends up sweeter than alcohol? 
13. depressed? i’ll just dissociate :^)
14. the birth of the wOOOooOoOOooooOOOO

1. you left and made me depressed but you’re coming back!!!!!!!! so everything is fine!!!!!!! im fine!!!!
2. if i call you your ass better get over here 
3. i won’t cheat while im gone babes and i’ll send you letters and shit <3
4. sheleftandimfuckingpisseddon’tfuckingtouchme
5. hey lil babes ;^) im just a lonely guy ;^) won’t you give me a dance ;^)
6. you activated every human sense in my body for the first time ever
7. didn’t you know you’re the 3rd person in this relationship
8. GEORGE👏FUCKING👏SLAPS👏
9. please affirm your feelings for me or i’ll fucking die :’)
10. the relationship is toxic and i’m t r a p p e d 
11. good job Ringo :)
12. “dude she’s actually the worst” “F A K E N E W S”
13. go fuck yourself :^)
14. love is cool but have you ever had money before???

1. the chord that flips the switch to feral
2. really didn’t expect to actually like you but hey here we are
3. johnandpaulconfessingtoeachother
4. sex? fuck that. dancing? now that’s my shit right there.
5. my girlfriend is great and i bet you’re fucking jealous
6. bitch i tried  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
7. FUCK THIS MATERIALISTIC SHIT ╰（‵□′）╯
8. i gotchu, boo <3
9. :’’’’’))))))
10. if we get stale as fuck just remember we weren’t at one point!!!!
11. SHE’S👏BACK👏MOVE👏THE👏FUCK👏OVER👏
12. i consider talking to anyone else in the male species cheating 
13. I can’t make up my mind about whether I like you or not :/

1. bitch ghosted me 
2. i’m actually dying inside despite the fact that i’m funny (◕︵◕)
3. we love 6/8 time👏 👏 👏
4. OTHER MUSIC IS COOL OR WHATEVER BUT ROCK AND ROLL??????????????? H O L Y F U C K
5. this is probably gonna end shitty soooo i’m just getting this over with 
6. mIIIIISTAAAAAAAaaAAAaAaHHHhh mOOOOoooonLIIIIIGHTT
7. HEY HEY HEY HEY (HEY HEY HEY HEY)
8. 8 days a week, 25/7, 13 months a year
9. there is clapping throughout this entire song and as soon as you notice it you never listen to it the same way again
10. bitch stop lying
11. (Ɔ ˘⌣˘)♥(˘⌣˘ C) 
12. im depressed so im probably not the best person for a party  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
13. you oblivious fuck YOU👏ARE👏KILLING👏ME👏
14. i have too many dates hahaha ;) damn this fucking sucks dude haha ;) 

1. i’m giving up being stubborn pls assist
2. i thought this wouldn’t be a one night stand????? :(((((
3. staying in the closet? absolutely.
4. yeah im admitting i fucked up butifuckingloveyouipromiseohmygoddontleavemefortheloveofgod
5. LMAO bitch you T H O U G H T
6. bro i’m about to swoop in and take your bitch :^)
7. ( ＾◡＾)っ✂❤ 
8. sad and lonely? bitch this part was made for me
9. love???? shouldn’t????? be????? this????? intense?????
10. hahahahah you’ll be back B) youalwayscomeback
11. ʘ‿ʘ
12. dude i usually just seclude myself but she’s different andthesefeelingsaregoingsOFUCKINGFAST
13. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
14. DAMN GIRL YOU FINE AS FUCK

1. dude i already know im gonna be famous im just preparing for it B)
2. bathtubs are underappreciated beds
3. stop acting 12 l o v e m e
4. just floating through existence like the rest of us
5. PEACE OUT BITCH 👋👋👋
6. bro have you tried love???? i thought it was just stupid shit but damn
7. fReNcH??,,,??,?
8. what kinda fucked up brain you gotta have to act like that
9. aWWW gIRLLLLLLLLLLLL *FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
10. I can see through your bullshit
11. john - (乂ღ˘⌣˘)ノ♥ヽ(ˆ⌣ˆ)ヾ - paul
12. JUST HOLD OUT A BIT LONGER BABES I’LL BE BACK AND IT’LL BE AMAZING :DDD
13. you are my complete 2nd choice :)
14. 8^) y Ou cH e A teD ? ?? ?

1. existenceisexpensive
2. ominous strings are ominous 
3. not drugs i swear :)
4. dude I blinked and it’s been 20 years
5. （＾Ｏ＾☆♪  (´▽｀)ノ♪  (´△｀)♪  (ﾉ´▽｀)ﾉ♪
6. WEALLWRITESONGSHIGHASFUCK
7. you smart but you an asshole :/
8. :DDD !!!! SHE’S SO PRETTY I’M SO HAPPY WHAT A LOVELY DAY
9. BITCH I’M RIGHT👏HERE👏
10. welcome to the singles club, fucker
11. yeah dr. robert’s a “person” i swear :))))))
12. the literal definition of hyping up an argument and never going through with it
13. HOLY FUCK HI NICE TO MEET YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?
14. s̴̪̆̈̈ư̶͔̱̘̇͐r̴̢̖̰̃ŕ̷̢̧͇ḙ̸̝̄n̵͉̍̀͘d̷̠̺͂e̷̪̣̜͐͋͘r̶̮̝͔̃ ̶̗̹̽̍t̸̯̎o̶͓̬̙̓͑ ̵̼̒̇t̶̬̑͗̂h̴̤̍ͅḙ̶͕̬͆̈̕ ̴̫̈́͐̈́v̸̜͍̌o̷̱̯̞̿̌i̸̛͖d̴̤̹͇̃

1. W E L C O M E B A C K TO THE BAND THAT HAS ALWAYS EXISTED
2. fuck you those are my emotional support friends
3. Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds 8^)
4. yeah i was pretty fucked up but im working on it
5. i can’t zone out in peace >:I
6. oh shit you actually have to have fun quality time with your children for them to be happy? :/ oops
7. aNd Of CoUrSe HeNrY tHe HoRsE dAnCeS ThE wAaAaAaLtZ
8. 𝓏𝑒𝓃
9. plsstilltakecareofmewhenimold
10. thanks for the ticket wanna date
11. THIS TOWN GETS FUCKING W I L D 
12. B Y E E E E E E  👋 👋 👋 👋 👋 👋
13. you thought it was over? prepare to have your brain broken

1. COME AND TRIP BALLS WITH US :D
2. i c a n s e e e v e r y t h i n g
3. 𝓰𝓻𝓸𝓸𝓿𝔂
4. don’t take too long or this trip is gonna knock me tf out
5. ～(￣▽￣～)(～￣▽￣)～
6. C̷̻̓ ̷͈̌Ȯ̸̻ ̴̯̍O̵̩͌ ̵̠͝C̵̫̿ ̴͇̾Ö̴̮́ ̴͈̓O̶͍̔ ̸̢̿K̴̨͒ ̸̻̍A̵̙͂ ̵͔͋Ċ̸̮ ̷͙̌H̶̳͗ ̷̱͘Ō̴̲ ̸̜̍O̴͖͋
7. opposite day?? fuck you
8. the combination of soothing and unsettling at the same time which shouldn’t be possible but????
9. p e o p l e w a t c h i n g  ᕕ༼✪ل͜✪༽ᕗ
10. let me ask you a bunch of vague nonsensical questions real quick ;)
11. L O V E L O V E L O V E

1. WELCOME BACK TO COMMUNISM, all the girls out west are ugly
2. ✿❀soft and warm optimism❀✿
3. you know you’ve made it when you can make self references and its good
4. THISSONGFUCKINGSLAPSIDON’TCAREWHATJOHNLENNONSAYS
5. u h h h h h 😬😬😬
6. John’s version of Rocky Raccoon 
7. t H e F l O o R 😢😢😢 N e E d S s W e E p I n G
8. a song that’s actually like 3 different songs in 1
9. THISSONGISALSOAGEMESPECIALLYBECAUSEITSABOUTHISDOGFUCKOFFJOHN
10. a N x I e T y :)))))))
11. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
12. seems wholesome then turns out fucking dark
13. Paul’s version of The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill
14. YOU’RE 2 MINUTES LATE DO YOU HATE ME???? YOU HATE ME DON’T YOU OH FUCK I’M-oh you were in a car crash? oh that’s fine i wasn’t worried!!!!! :)
15. do i really even need to give anything for this one like fuck
16. I will wait forever for a someone I don’t even know the name of but i’m in love with them
17. 𝓈𝑜𝒻𝓉
18. WE GETTIN DRUNK FOR YOUR B-DAY WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT
19. don’t be surprised if i kill myself babe thx ;)
20. so fucking soft like i don’t even have anything funny for this one i listen to this song and grow 50 degrees softer each time :’)
21. the lyrics in this song are so fucking w h a t like “the deeper you go the higher you fly the higher you fly the deeper you go” “your inside is out when your outside is in your outside is in when your inside is out” good job guys 👌
22. bro everyone has a boner for you and it’s your fault
23. S     E     X
24. 𝑒𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁
25. revolution but swanky
26. FLAPPER LOBBY PERFORMER AF 🔥🔥🔥🔥😩😩😩😩😩😩💧💧
27. one of those songs that you think has some crazy meaning when it’s actually just about fucking sweet shit  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
28. a mellow bop 👌👌👌
29. T̵̡̉͒ ̸͖̆̀͜E̷̺̼̐̇ ̸̪̂̉R̴̼͊ ̷̗̔Ŕ̸͚̩ ̴̫͑̈́O̷͇̽ ̶͇̭̈́͋R̷̲͝
30. ringo singing you to sleep with an orchestra :’)

1. SHE GETS HER OWN ALBUM
2. yeah it sounds shitty we wrote it like that bitch catch these hands
3. can i take my friend to bed? ;:^))))))
4. A👏FUCKING👏BOP👏 H O L Y F U C K
5. you’reactuallygoodtomeandidontknowhowtohandleit
6. L O V E L O V E L O V E RETURNS
7. - 13. some George Martin fucking M A G I C

1. john’s gremlin lyrics
2. A👏FUCKING👏MASTERPIECE👏 DON’T EVEN TRY TO ARGUE
3. B̴͓̟͌ ̸̟̍̒A̴̙͂ ̴̲͑N̶̨̨͂̍ ̴̯̻͗Ġ̷̘̆ ̵͇̺̏́B̴̙̱̃ ̸̤͠ͅÁ̴̦͍ ̷̨̱̋Ņ̸̈́ ̸̞̌͘G̷̖̼̒  ihonestlylikethissongalotanddontthinkitsbadatallalthoughforcingeveryonetorecorditforweeksonendwasntcoolbutistilllikethesongalotokay
4. @ John :^)
5. ringo back at it again wishing he was in fucking water
6. a whole 3 minutes too long
7. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
8. aAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
9. the collab between Paul’s usual voice and his low belting voice he acquired that soon became the beard voice
10. sPaNiSh???,,,?,??
11. asshole
12. a nonbinary queen <3
13. i also use spoons as my number one means of defense
14. gOOOOOOOLLLLLLLDEN sLUUUUUUMMMMMBERS FILLLLLLLL your eYESSSSSS
15. and you thought endgame was the biggest mashup of the century
16. when they wrote it not meaning for it to be the actual end and then everything went downhill from there :’)
17. underappreciated soft lil song :)

1. they👏were👏in👏love👏
2. bitch literally needed to hold the lyrics for him to read because of this crazy nonsense
3. so fucking soft but also jAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII gURUUUUUUUUUUUUUU dEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAA
4. George out here with his own nonsense
5. bro like what even is happening here
6. “she came to me in a dream”
7. John singing like a wackjob
8. aLL I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IS SOMEBODY WHO LOOKED LIKE Y O U
9. bitch M O V E
10. 💔💔💔😭😭😭😭
11. George and John just havin a good ol time like two bros
12. go👏home👏

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