fucking hate this new layout hated it on twitter why would I like it here you fucking dumbasses
i WILL continue to post my own tiktoks because i am very funny
easily the best comment this tiktok received.
we need to go back to hating tumblr. no more hellsite (affectionate). don't even think of giving these clowns your money. if i see you with a checkmark next to your name i'm opening fire
*sound of gun cocking* they can be disabled
tumblr's current business model isn't profitable and never will be and no amount of scolding from staff blogs or tumblr ad-free pay piggies is gonna fix that. don't let yourself be guilted into buying merch, badges or ad-free. you're throwing your money into a bottomless pit while the techbro ghouls running this website laugh about you at their next board meeting while applauding the shmucks coming up with new ideas on how to twitter- or tiktokify the website
''but tumblr needs to make money!!!''
if tumblr really wants its regular user onboard with keeping the website afloat then we should at least demand that they do the bare minimum in keeping the site functional. and right now, they're not even doing that. every change they've made lately has made the website/app worse. i should give my money to tumblr so what—they can make a more intrusive version of tumblr live? remove the chronical dashboard? come up with an even more transphobic way of doing content moderation? yeah, no thanks
SHE’S TOUCHING MY WEINER?!
Mr. Beast getting a handjob
I love that he apparently got the job because he looked so pathetic that children truly believed he would be unable to solve puzzles created by a cartoon dog without their assistance.
kids really said “i can fix him”
My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.
sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it
fan function: i want to solve the canon for X
fan friction: i want to add X to canon
fan fraction: i want to divide the canon by zero
The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself
PLEASE DONT TAG AS D/NA/TIONS ETC!!
hey, I didn't want to do this but Im at my wits end. I'm Haney, im disabled physically and mentally, and I need financial help. Recently me and my two friends have been kicked out of the place we've been living at and had to scramble around to find a place that would let us move in. We had no money at the time and we still barely do. We found a flat that let us take our cats and also allowed us to pay some costs like agency fee at a later date to help us. I borrowed 3k PLN from my (also struggling) family to pay the first rent, but we still have to pay 3k deposit to the landlord, and 2.5k to the agency. My paycheck this month was only 2.5k, and girls are struggling with money too, we just don't have enough and I have noone to turn to at this point.
We're around 2k short, not even counting in things like food, and my family is broke, so I have to ask for help. Literally anything will help, because a single dollar is worth quite a lot of PLN. I can do anything in return too: draw, write, help you with homework or projects, teach you polish lang/history, send nsfw content, whatever comes to your mind, just tell me and I'll try my best. I work 10-12h shifts so it might take a while but it'll be done.
I have ppal, and if you're polish ask me for BLIK. I'd appreciate any help and reblogs. Thank you.
^ my photography for attention
Thank you to everyone who reblogged and donated, because of your kindness we've been able to pay the agency fee!! Also, I negotiated with the landlord to pay the deposit in two parts in this and next month, which means that we menaged to pay off all the costs for now and keep the roof above our heads!!* We wouldn't be able to afford this without the help. Once again, from the bottom of my heart, thank you ❤️🫂
However, this quite literaly cost us everything we've got, and I quite literaly do not have any money for food. The most important things have been paid off, so this is not as urgent, but I would really appreciate if i could ask for last 50$ so we can stock on food and ration till the end of the month. This is the last thing we need to get back on our feet.
*feel free to ask for proof/receipts! however idk how to show these things without doxxing myself so I would be obviously censoring private information 😭
OUR COUSIN MADE IT TO THE NFL
This your cousin? What team is he in?
Our cousin
This line from lysandres wiki is so funny his motivations are truly incomprehensible
Never let them know your next move
there’s no way humans could build the Eiffel Tower
must've been the animals
Peer reviewed and passed.
best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say
sometimes the subject of your thoughts is just in this thing
Short post of paleontologists absolutely slaying photo shoots with their discoveries. Please add more such images if you have them.
Here’s some bon(e)us ones: José Bonaparte with Carnotaurus and (the late) Jorge Calvo with a lower jaw of the largest described Giganotosaurus.
(1st photo by Louie Psihoyos, 2nd photo from Calvo's Twitter)
Khishigjav Tsogtbaatar and the arms of Deinocheirus