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Why do some couples make their status “single” every time they fight. I don’t put “orphan” when I get into fights with my parents.

*buys heroine*

remember when spongebob met the arctic monkeys

he’s on an important journey

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

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i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

when kids stare at you for a long time

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

more thats so raven here

How much are we talking here

This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents.

When I first saw heard this I couldn’t stop laughing.