Punk's Not Dead

I think I can confidently speak for all of us when I say we were all expecting a cat.

it’s almost as if Tolkien knew what he was talking about

It’s almost as if Tolkien personally witnessed one of the bloodiest wars in human history and then used that to fuel his writing.

Now that would be a great t-shirt.

the first rule of any scenario is to ask yourself. how can i make this about my chemical romance.

I don't think we appreciate just how much Sam refuses to accept Frodo's self-sacrificing hero bullshit. Frodo's just like, "I must travel the road to Mordor alone in order to protect the ones I love" and Sam's just like, "You emo bitch not without me."

vine legends just randomly popping up on tiktok gets me every time

“How my dog goes down the stairs…”

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no yeah i cant hang out sorry. yeah im hugging my pillow in bed today. yeah no itll be for a while. maybe for forever. OK bye

Stealing from the poor is a misdemeanor. Stealing from the rich is a felony.

you just know when someone in customer service says “thank you for your patience!!!!” they’re fighting for their lives that day