I can't believe BSD got me to read a classic lit I've not heard of before. I sell books for a job, this is literally the worst reason I could've had to discover a classic novel. What would Dazai think about this

I started reading the Splatoon manga and it took me four pages to decide that if anything ever happened to these four idiots I'd kill everyone in the room and then myself

Made a Storygraph account and unintentionally made it so my preferences basically call me a Locked Tomb fan, with extra steps

Not that he needed the inspiration

Quickly realizing most unread books I own are the first of a series and I hate starting a series and not immediately reading through to its latest installment so I'm currently having a crisis oh god which one do I pick why must so many books have more books it's (cool) the worst

Desperately wishing I could snap my fingers and develop excellent artistic abilities so I could just make a thousand drawings of Thimble being adorable and happy baking his cinnamon rolls

Please read Ocean's Echo (and by extension, Winter's Orbit). "Gay boys in space" is quickly becoming one of my favorite genres, never knew I needed this in my life.

I hope they never make movies of the Locked Tomb series. Not because I think the narrative would only work in books and not movies, although thats a good reason. No, I just think everyone would be hot and I can't handle that.

It's both hilarious and viscerally upsetting that I can no longer see a bottle of Coke Zero without thinking about a necromantic god that makes dad jokes and blew up the solar system because he couldn't help being a Capri Sun

Me: Look I bought more books The Evergrowing Pile, the All-Encompassing Mass of Paper, The Infinite Deluge of Text: m̷͇͙͘͝͝o̷͎̓̅̒t̵̿͘͜h̴̤̬͇̒̀e̶̦̦͂r̴̙̞̂͗͗ ̶̲̤̊i̴͕̞̓̑̈ ̶̖͖̔̈́c̶̨̐̕r̷̫̬͓̋̂̓a̷̞͎͎̕v̵̻͑̔̾ḛ̴̺͔̈́̓̀ ̷̥̓r̵̼͓͛e̶̛̥̟l̴̤͉̂é̷̮͝͠a̶͈̖̠̒s̷̱̩̿͊e̵͖͙̪̿̿ Me: Haha, yeah, more books :)