if you look really closely i always have this little "fear meter" floating next to me that goes up whenever anything
i invented milk
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actually nevermind its true she invented milk
i live in hell
no, YOU have a microwave brain that slowly rotates blorbos. I have a washing machine brain that rotates AND soaks them and sometimes things get a little intense and it starts going THUNK THUNK THUNK and nearly breaks itself because of blorbo overload
The known gougar cinematic universe
What’s up with claymation
The clay just does that by itself and they start filming it
I want all the microplastics in me to gather together n come out of my face as a pair of sunglasses
Like the fact is, being a gay stereotype when you're gay is actually quite fun and spending years of your life trying to avoid doing it for the approval of homophobes is not fun.
yo mama so dandylion she blew away into a million bits and gone forever
Hey! are you scrolling through your dash without armor? Thats dangerous! Here i have some extra iron, I'll make you a chestplate for your journey
the best first date question is obviously "as a kid did you ever just like, burn things". you will be able to gain everything you need to know from their answer or even just their immediate reaction
i enjoy it when girls play the sims on dogshit laptops at 10 fps because i love chaos
my sister would try and play the sims 3 on her macbook air and it sounded like a fucking boeing 737 getting ready to take off
btw i snuck into the hospital and put dr pepper into the IV bag of a sickly old man and he blew up and left behind a perfectly clean skeleton
this site has desensitized me so much but not even by gore or anything i just forget that "biting and ripping and killing you" is not an appropriate response in nearly any context
