UPS FUCKED MY SHIT UP SO NOW I EDIT

Hi. UPS fucked up my PC and I have to buy a new one, but I have just moved to a new city to escape anti-trans legislation and my job does not start paying me for another month. SO:

Have a WIP you need beta-read? A class paper that you’ve looked at for so long that it no longer makes sense? A first draft novel in need of a review before being sent out?

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Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

This also works with pinning their hands against the wall when they're trying to use somnatic components.

Basically if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall the spellcasters can't do anything

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there's nothing more swagless to me than people who try to make vampires less horny. where's your fucking honor. "a vampire wouldn't care about being sexy while drinking your blood because they don't need to you're just a food source to them" WELL MAYBE THEY WANT TO. MAYBE SOME OF US ARE HOT ENOUGH THAT THEY'D BE WILLING TO TRY. EVER THINK ABOUT THAT HUH.

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Roni Landa, Grand Finale Sculpture

the ghoul kids rule

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[shows up at your door at 2AM] hey can we go through that last D&D session scene by scene and discuss the symbolism and the narrative themes and and their implications, and how each character has grown and evolved? But in a normal way?

oh this collar? no no it's not a sex thing, yeah it's not really for fashion either. yeah no it keeps my head attached. yeah my head? it's detached? yeah no it falls right off if i don't wear the collar, huge pain in the ass. the jingle bell is a sex thing though.

destigmatizing periods isn’t enough. I need to eroticize them

deafening silence from the “I love blood & guts and the taboo” website. is this not a safe space suddenly

Consider: a gay dude and a lesbian who are BEST friends and also dating the same person but not each other because they are a gay dude and a lesbian but their mutual partner has a weird enough gender for it to work

Polycule that's lgbt like all at once

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Regardless of context the military is just SO unpleasant in almost every movie that uses it. A movie endorsing it is just unwatchable, but its presence anywhere else even as criticism is still a chore to sit through. I think it’s just every single trope of it. The sounds, the color schemes, the acting, the kind of music that’s always chosen for it, it’s just so ugly and unappealing until finally some sort of monster starts biting them all in half.