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[Geralt positivity intensifies]

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Pretty Boy Vibes Ko-Fi donations Witcher sideblog of @punk-aziraphale He/Him/His, gay af, I'm an adult ✨🎶✨ There will be nsfw content here and the occasional canon typical violence (what did you expect, the show's full of it) but I try to tag really well. Please tell me if you need something tagged differently! ✍️✍️✍️ For fics either search my #my fic tag or go to My AO3 if you mostly ship yen//skier you probably shouldn't follow me

You know what? It's time for a new pinned post:

- This blog contains Geralt positivity only. In fact I have a whole passive aggressive tag for that 🤭 "Geralt defense squad". He's my favorite character and I love him. If you hate him I have several things to say to you:

  1. What are you, Nilfgaardian?
  2. Get out of here with that toxic "fandom is about being critical" shit, go take some white honey, sounds like you need it.
  3. You're tacky and I hate you.

- I'm gay. This blog is gay. My posts are gay. Don't add "women though" stuff to my posts. Women are great but gay men should be able to post about our attraction to men without people ALWAYS trying to make them about women instead. It's homophobic.

- I don't argue with people on the internet. Lol get a better hobby, I suggest something creative.

- I'm trans and t4t, so like...expect as much of that as possible.

- if you think Queer is a slur. Lmao go away.

- I'm shadowbanned with genuinely no idea why, but thanks for still finding my blog somehow! 💗🥰

Just so like... it's clear... anyone who censors words that contain "man" or "men" to anything like "xxn" that's TERF shit.

Any reference to women/womanhood that solely revolves around having a uterus or "womb" is TERF shit.

Any sentence where the OP says they support people being "trans identified" with quotes around ""transwomen"" or ""transmen"" is TERF shit.

I'm seeing a lot of you baby Tumblr gays out there not knowing what these specific TERF dogwhistles look like.

"Wombxxn" is an incredibly dumb way of spelling "woman" that treats the word "man" like a slur and also reduces women to their ability to give birth.

"Trans identified" is their way of saying "this person calls themselves trans, but I don't believe they are."

Saying "People should be allowed to identify however they wish, but we still need to protect women/children" IS TERF SHIT.

Learn to identify this garbage, because not all TERFs are going to spell out their intolerance for you. Some of them are going to try and seem reasonable and polite and normal, and it's fucking dangerous to our community.

Also unpack any internalized transphobia and your transmedicalism, because both those things will have you quickly siding with TERFs and bigots.

"A submarine has gone missing" : Oh jeeze, I hope they find those people.

"A submarine visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing" : Well, that's a little ghoulish but I can't blame folks for a morbid curiosity, especially at a monument to white man's hubris.

"An experimental cobbled together submarine visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing" : Well at this point y'all were just taking your lives into your own hands and also how is 'slapped together submarine' a legal thing that's real.

"An experimental cobbled together submarine full of the absurdly wealthy visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing" : Okay now this just feels a little too on point someone has to be joking with me.

Using a Logitech game controller to steer. Practically welded themselves in so they can't get out even if the craft did surface.

Billionaires deciding to visit the watery grave of the POSTER CHILD of opulence and hubris, while piloting something you could cobble together in a garage using stuff you got at REI, then getting lost and probably dying. They literally named it The Titan. This is the exact inverse of irony.

Don't forget its communication systems are apparently entirely reliant on Starlink, which is potentially one of the reasons it lost contact.

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this site really hates people with ocd

“reblog this or you don’t support minorities!” “if you don’t reblog this then all of your followers should hate you!” “if you have a bad thought then you actually think that way and you’re a horrible person!” “you can only like ‘good’ things and if you like something ‘bad’ then you’re awful!” i am going to throttle you with my bare hands

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ICYMI, there was fear that companies were scraping public AO3 fics to train their AI without the consent of AO3 or its users. That fear has been confirmed.

AO3 has written about what they’re doing (and what they’re not able to do), and they recommend restricting your work to AO3 registered users only. [Instructions here]

This gross misuse of the archive by techbros is why I’ve locked down my fics for the foreseeable future. I recommend the rest of you do the same.

@lordoftherazzles made a quick guide for ao3 authors to lock all their works at once for registered users only here!

Someone recently messaged me worried I’d deleted all my fic - it’s all still there, it’s just locked to A03 because of this and other skimming instances.

Please note that many fanfic authors are locking their stories so that they are only accessible to registered Ao3 users.

They’re still there at Ao3. The authors have made this choice to protect their work from misuse/AI scanning.

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autism is living by vampire rules. light sensitivity. eating the wrong food makes you want to die. need to be explicitly invited places. weird sleep schedule. eating the same thing every time. specific rituals and routines. burst into flames at the sight of a crucifix. etc.

to be loved by another trans person is so beautiful. being observed by someone who loves how your body looks, no matter what it looks like is healing. feeling comfortable being naked around someone for the first time, knowing they won't criticize you for how you were born. someone who is more than happy to you get dressed the way you want to. someone to help you get out of your binder. someone it's safe to remove your breastforms and untuck in front of. it's a small gesture, but it goes a long way. existing freely in the company of someone who gets you is a blessing

I'm rewatching DS9 again and formulating a Star Trek witcher AU in my head but I'm stuck on a couple details:

Idk what species Eskel should be. He's too calm to be a Klingon but who else is big and beefy enough to be Mr. built-like-a-brick-shithouse, himself? And I need him to be a federation (or close allied who would be welcome in starfleet) species.

And idk what species Ciri should be. I suppose she could be human but I don't think that does her service, since she should be extra powerful.

(also yes this is basically a DS9 AU and Jaskier is a Bajoran musician/former spy for the resistance)

Once I know what species Eskel and Ciri are I can actually work on it.

Fellow Witcher fan/Trekkies, help a guy out???

No need to hide in the tags @hold-me-witcher !

See the thing is though, Lambert is already a Klingon and I kinda want Geralt, Lambert, and Eskel to all be different species. It works with my backstory better.

I did think for a long time about Eskel being an unusually gentle Klingon tbf!!! It was my first idea too. But I just don't think it's right for my idea 😔

Ciri being the same species as The Traveler is an interesting idea 🤔🤔 I was thinking she was more of a known species and not something quite so rare but hmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Okay The Traveler is cool and his powers are similar to normal Ciri's, true, but for this AU I just don't think that's gonna work. :(

I don't think I can explain a being from that species being orphaned, let alone orphaned in our universe. And Ciri needs to be able to be adopted by Geralt in this AU too.

I'm going closer to book versions btw so Ciri is like 9 or 10 when Geralt adopts her.

I have conferred with my best friend and we have agreed that Ciri being a betazoid could work really well!!!

We're still having trouble with Eskel though 😩

Thank you for the suggestions @zel-the-wolf

I must say, "a really jacked Trill" is making me laugh 😂😂😂 my mind supplied "Jadzia, but buff" (Eskel would have to be an unjoined Trill for my plot though and that's not as fun)

An Orion or Tellarite though....those are good suggestions 👀 either of those races could easily have an orphan end up in an earth orphanage and adopted by weird old human Vesemir.

Hmmmmm I do like a green boy 🤔🤔🤔🤔

I'm rewatching DS9 again and formulating a Star Trek witcher AU in my head but I'm stuck on a couple details:

Idk what species Eskel should be. He's too calm to be a Klingon but who else is big and beefy enough to be Mr. built-like-a-brick-shithouse, himself? And I need him to be a federation (or close allied who would be welcome in starfleet) species.

And idk what species Ciri should be. I suppose she could be human but I don't think that does her service, since she should be extra powerful.

(also yes this is basically a DS9 AU and Jaskier is a Bajoran musician/former spy for the resistance)

Once I know what species Eskel and Ciri are I can actually work on it.

Fellow Witcher fan/Trekkies, help a guy out???

No need to hide in the tags @hold-me-witcher !

See the thing is though, Lambert is already a Klingon and I kinda want Geralt, Lambert, and Eskel to all be different species. It works with my backstory better.

I did think for a long time about Eskel being an unusually gentle Klingon tbf!!! It was my first idea too. But I just don't think it's right for my idea 😔

Ciri being the same species as The Traveler is an interesting idea 🤔🤔 I was thinking she was more of a known species and not something quite so rare but hmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Okay The Traveler is cool and his powers are similar to normal Ciri's, true, but for this AU I just don't think that's gonna work. :(

I don't think I can explain a being from that species being orphaned, let alone orphaned in our universe. And Ciri needs to be able to be adopted by Geralt in this AU too.

I'm going closer to book versions btw so Ciri is like 9 or 10 when Geralt adopts her.

I have conferred with my best friend and we have agreed that Ciri being a betazoid could work really well!!!

We're still having trouble with Eskel though 😩

I'm rewatching DS9 again and formulating a Star Trek witcher AU in my head but I'm stuck on a couple details:

Idk what species Eskel should be. He's too calm to be a Klingon but who else is big and beefy enough to be Mr. built-like-a-brick-shithouse, himself? And I need him to be a federation (or close allied who would be welcome in starfleet) species.

And idk what species Ciri should be. I suppose she could be human but I don't think that does her service, since she should be extra powerful.

(also yes this is basically a DS9 AU and Jaskier is a Bajoran musician/former spy for the resistance)

Once I know what species Eskel and Ciri are I can actually work on it.

Fellow Witcher fan/Trekkies, help a guy out???

No need to hide in the tags @hold-me-witcher !

See the thing is though, Lambert is already a Klingon and I kinda want Geralt, Lambert, and Eskel to all be different species. It works with my backstory better.

I did think for a long time about Eskel being an unusually gentle Klingon tbf!!! It was my first idea too. But I just don't think it's right for my idea 😔

Ciri being the same species as The Traveler is an interesting idea 🤔🤔 I was thinking she was more of a known species and not something quite so rare but hmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Okay The Traveler is cool and his powers are similar to normal Ciri's, true, but for this AU I just don't think that's gonna work. :(

I don't think I can explain a being from that species being orphaned, let alone orphaned in our universe. And Ciri needs to be able to be adopted by Geralt in this AU too.

I'm going closer to book versions btw so Ciri is like 9 or 10 when Geralt adopts her.

I'm rewatching DS9 again and formulating a Star Trek witcher AU in my head but I'm stuck on a couple details:

Idk what species Eskel should be. He's too calm to be a Klingon but who else is big and beefy enough to be Mr. built-like-a-brick-shithouse, himself? And I need him to be a federation (or close allied who would be welcome in starfleet) species.

And idk what species Ciri should be. I suppose she could be human but I don't think that does her service, since she should be extra powerful.

(also yes this is basically a DS9 AU and Jaskier is a Bajoran musician/former spy for the resistance)

Once I know what species Eskel and Ciri are I can actually work on it.

Fellow Witcher fan/Trekkies, help a guy out???

No need to hide in the tags @hold-me-witcher !

See the thing is though, Lambert is already a Klingon and I kinda want Geralt, Lambert, and Eskel to all be different species. It works with my backstory better.

I did think for a long time about Eskel being an unusually gentle Klingon tbf!!! It was my first idea too. But I just don't think it's right for my idea 😔

Ciri being the same species as The Traveler is an interesting idea 🤔🤔 I was thinking she was more of a known species and not something quite so rare but hmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔🤔

I'm rewatching DS9 again and formulating a Star Trek witcher AU in my head but I'm stuck on a couple details:

Idk what species Eskel should be. He's too calm to be a Klingon but who else is big and beefy enough to be Mr. built-like-a-brick-shithouse, himself? And I need him to be a federation (or close allied who would be welcome in starfleet) species.

And idk what species Ciri should be. I suppose she could be human but I don't think that does her service, since she should be extra powerful.

(also yes this is basically a DS9 AU and Jaskier is a Bajoran musician/former spy for the resistance)

Once I know what species Eskel and Ciri are I can actually work on it.

Fellow Witcher fan/Trekkies, help a guy out???