She is everything!!!!

Thank you for commissioning me @toomanyplanets!

So embarrassing but I’m having a zukka moment rn

Also Azula + Sokka bffs bcs if she got the therapy she deserves I’m telling u their brains together wud be unbeatable

(Ugh I keep flipping Sokka’s scars forgive me)

THE dynamic of all time tbh

TAKES CARE OF IT??!

I need everyone to know that not only does Venom “take care of Eddie”, Eddie is legitimately sexually aroused by Venom itself.

very important part of venom’s characterization

[insp.]

That's because this is Silmarillion

We don’t bully Sauron enough for being such a FUCKING instagram villain that he’d only ever steal black horses from the Rohirrim, like he really in canon passed over herds of perfectly good load-bearing horses just for aesthetic fidelity

Oh wait fuck hang on a second

yeah

best addition to this post since I wrote it nearly five years ago

Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

the daughter of the embodiment of darkness which ate the original sun and moon and almost ate the devil.

That's not important. What is important is that it was a danger to Mister Frodo.

I’ve been rereading the good omens book

They’re my favorite guy-shaped-beings

Meeeee

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(affectionate <3)

Gimli, who went through standard dwarf education: "We'll need to be careful to elevate the head and monitor 'is blood pressure for the next few hours."

Legolas, who grew up in the woods surrounded by other weird ass Mirkwood elves: "...Why don't we just ask the moon to fix him?"

Let's irresponsibly breed a dog together!

Share as much as possible that dog gotta be atrocious by the end of the week

We're doing great, guys!

Some snakey fluff for your Sunday.

Inspired by this tweet.