accidentally fell into somebody’s chimney

They really said

i love how OP is wailing over being set on fire but manages to remember to close the door behind him when he leaves the house.

this is the type of things guys talked about in the tavern in the 1200s

why is this so funny

Welcome to Subway. Anything you say can and will be used on your sandwich.

- yo mr white have you watched the news? the portal over new york has been closed! could it be…

- i think so too, jesse. that kendall guy must have used the last of his power…

#😢#cut to Tony soprano at dinner toasting in his honor

may i share with you the best video on the internet

Hardware store saturday

No fuck off. Dale gribble is a loving kind man who openly accepts his father for being gay. Dale gribble is a good man who has some crazy ideas but very few are actively harmful to others and he would never vote for trump ever. He would absolutely believe (and be correct) that trumps Fandom is a cult. Fuck this post.

crit role fandom is off the shits in ways I can't comprehend and I don't even have to be in the fandom to know this. every CR drama I have the displeasure of tangentially encountering is a labyrinthine web of bizarre allegations that seemingly have nothing behind them but stretch on forever. The cast has cultivated such an intensely parasocial connection with their fanbase that people act like they've had their house broken into and every piece of furniture removed like that scene in the fresh prince of bel air every time roy mustang or jaina proudmore or whoever the fuck is on that show does something with their character that rustles their jimmies. I saw fanart rolling in as the first episode of C3 was premiering for characters that had been revealed literal minutes ago - the kind of insane turnaround normally only seen from pokemon porn artists when a new female character drops. no one seems even the slightest bit perturbed by the fact that every epsisode is four hours long, that's just a normal amount of content to both watch on a weekly basis and get caught up on. I'm never sure if I'm horrified or in awe

DAAaHRLINg,

I’m on the

HIGGHwAAAAy

I~ thought I’d give you a lil’ headsuup … So you can get readyy-y'know

"fanart of him fucking mccree isnt lore" is like foundational text for the modern hater

i love that motorcycles exist. like i'm genuinely so glad that someone was like "what if bikes were as fast as cars and could turn you into roadkill if you hit a pothole"

what if there was a vehicle so dangerous you had to wear armor to drive it

You’ll never be a pony, Jimmy. You don’t have the honesty, the generosity, the pureness of heart. You just take and take. You’re not a pony at all.

New Sumer Mario Brothers

Dear Pesky Brothers

The Annunaki and I-

"Sure was nice of the harimtu to invite us over for sacred intercourse"

"I hope she made lotsa šikaru!"

THOG MOBILE

“authoritarian” cuba: *passes the most progressive family code in the world via nationwide plebiscite*

“democratic” usa: Abortion’s illegal again because nine unelected wizards had a seance with the ghost of Thomas Jefferson and six of them said he said no.

Relevant again.

this occupies part of my brain 24/7

Sunday! SUNDAY!

(and Saturday):

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SEAKING

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happy dallas mower expo sunday everyone