BLAHAJ BLAST!!

(Never let it be said that I am not an ally to the trans community)

I made this proxy of the card shark typhoon for a friend as a secret santa gift, figured I oughta post it here.

Enjoy, feel free to use, don't try to sell it or claim you made it, yada yada yada.

the irony of this year's met gala theme being based on a short story about cloistered, decadently-dressed aristocracy desperately pillaging the natural resources at their disposal to hold the advancing tide of the restless underclass at bay is honestly baffling

quite literally

https://x.com/probablyreadit/status/1787608198641234138?s=46&t=kNkxEGlbDjt69LgNEB9ZBw

Os Gemeos (Otavio and Gustavo Pandolfo) — Gramophone (wood, metal, fibreglass, varnish, paint, Edison horns, vintage components, speakers, lights, and Technics turntables, 2016)

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

why the FUCK am i still on here

girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

me when im absolutely not corrupted by the amulet

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

You had to say it like that

wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?

like "some people work through their personal issues with kink" was a good first step for some of the class that were struggling but i think now we're ready for "things that don't hurt anyone and make people happy are okay even if you personally think it's icky"

BECAUSE ROUGE THE BAT DRAWN AS WIDE AS SHE IS TALL WITH TITS TO MATCH KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

"Taco lover" art by Alison Friend

when the curse is lifted

Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR

Verdict: DENIED

you just know it's the guy in orange who won on shrooms by the first picture...

the whole entire point of activism agains dehumanization is to NOT do the same as they do. you don't even need to have empathy for them, you just need to NOT DEHUMANIZE anyone. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. do not become what you hate the most, do not become what you're fighting against.