Time Till Death: 3... 2... 1... ⚡☄️ I'm so excited for the switch release you have no idea. Ghost Trick is easily one of my favorite games of all time, if not my favorite!
im literally obsessed with my roommates family. they have this tiny ass puppy and you’re never gonna fucking guess what this thing is called
beefcake craig
delightful news everypony
OUR COUSIN MADE IT TO THE NFL
This your cousin? What team is he in?
Our cousin
the “i am from russia” was a warning
I asked a taxi driver in Bucharest to take the quickest route to the airport. 10 minutes later we're doing 120kph the wrong way done the street car tracks when another taxi tried to pass us and dude just floors it. Never spoke a word, smoked 9 cigarettes over the 30 minute ride, never took off his sunglasses and blasting opera all the way. I look at it as paying 15€ plús tip to lose all fear of death.
Having lived in Bucharest I can tell you he would have done that even with out you asking
Anonymous asked:
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Nice try, I can read this code, and I am not entering your Trap
I activate my fucking Target Vision
Threat identified. Target Neutralized
discord server for silent video game protagonists
chell, doomguy, link, samus, and master chief are all in the server and not one of them has ever sent a message in it. they all consider the others to be their closest friends
there’s a channel where Red sends pictures of all of his pokemon and they all get a Thumbs Up emoji react from everyone else
Eventually Link starts posting selfies in the most crazy places with monsters in the background about to hit him or closeups of plants and small critters. They also get a Thumbs Up react. Nothing else is said.
daggers-drawn
D00MGU7:
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ma’am could you please take a step back. yes—yes ma’am it’s because of your AOE poison attack aura
ma’am please
In Halo (2022) Master Chief lost his virginity, upsetting fans.
i’ve been playing cruelty squad lately and this might be one of my favorite lines so far
spencerthespacer-deactivated202
HEAVY George Costanza vibes in this post
