Jujutsu Kaisen Post Card
#Barbie (2023) is gonna be the movie of the century (real)
*crouches to go into stealth*
the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed
if I was matt murdock and I found out the same chemical spill that blinded me and lit the world on “fire” turned a bunch of turtles into pizza loving ninjas I would lose it actually
I’m not going lie the thought of matt finding out he’s radioactive ooze brothers with this particular version of the tmnt has me in tears
matt, trying to recount his childhood and ignore the smell of turtle, three day old pizza, and sewer: …..so yah, after my dad died I was basically on my own.
the turtles, already planning on buying their radioactive waste brother a shirt that says “I fell in radioactive waste and all I got was these glasses”: cowabummer dude. our dad’s a rat
here y'all go, just a simple fun one this time around! take this quiz and tell me what kind of cat you are! (=^・ω・^=)
keep getting asked abt post-totk zelink so. heres some :)
every day of my life i scream and cry and throw up bc i dont have this jumper





