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The account I use to escape Gods eyes and be a delinquent on 🏃‍♀️
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if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

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how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

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all part of the plan

I've seen this post circulating a lot but who will be the brave soul who writes this story? 👀

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PJO Percy would not have stood for hoo Percy's opinion of Nico. Would've been like okay fucker I see that you've lost your memory and yeah Nico's been a weird little thing sometimes but he's OUR weird little thing, I'll fucking fight you from the beyond if you let anything happen to him

Legit should've been Jason and Leo being like "can we really trust him" and Percy's just ??? Um why couldn't we trust him? And everyone is just... Percy you literally told us about that time his dad locked you in jail and also when you thought he wanted to kill you that one time and also that he recognized you at CJ but lied about it and Percy is just ??? Okay and your point is?? Because Nico is his little gremlin, and, occasional sketchy behaviour aside, Percy would rather eat his own arm than live in a world where Nico gets hurts.

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"Doomed by the narrative" is sexy and all but i think the narrative wanting to save a character who is utterly set on dooming themselves isnt as much of a thing and it's so good as a concept

Counter concept

A character thar is being doomed by the narrative, but they know and they are trying so hard to escape from the narrative it breaks reality

Lets Find Out What Hetalia Character We Are All Collectively Down Bad For. (Your bby girl, your daddy, your #1.) I Want To See Where Our Alliances Lie In This Fandom.

(I will do a new round every week. The winner will challenge the next and there can only be one left standing in the end. Remember to vote every week. You can even try and sabotage.)

Vote even if they're not your main #1 because this is a knock out. Also keep in mind this is not a favorite character competition this is the local hottie beauty pageant.

Round 17: Fight

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

rules: tag 9 people you want to get to know better :]

tagged by: @iodinebyleonardcohen (ty <333)

Last song: all mine by poutyface - this song has been making me so &;!3@/!&;!/&/! for a week

Currently watching: community for the millionth time but also making my way through twin peaks!! Dale cooper my beloved <3

Currently reading: in between books but gonna reread clan ground soon! imagine warrior cats but cheetahs

Current obsession: bioshock 1!!!!!!!!! i just finished replaying it and I want to start it again. i love it sm. Also speedrunning! not doing it myself but runs are so fascinating to me 

WOUAGH thanks for the tag eve :))))

Last song: mcr the jestset life is gonna kill you

Currently watching: me and my dad JUST started house of the dragon and WE ARE SO BACK!!

Currently reading: veeeeeery slowly making my way through fellowship of the ring

Current obsession: SKYRIM 😔 ive played like. 50 hours in the last two weeks i need HELP its soooo good though

ahhh thanks for tagging me :-)

last song: Autonomy by Boy Harsher and Crooper B. Handy

currently watching: im on star trek ds9. started season 5 THE GOOP!!

currently readig: still reading Reanimator Novelization + Naked Lunch. both very good and Naked Lunch just filled with inspiration. but i only ever read on the train so its still gonna take a bit

current obsession: not sure actually. i need something new to think about

Thank you for the tag!! <3

Last song: Talking in your Sleep, The Romantics.

Currently watching: I just Finished Dead Ringers, which was fantastic, and I'm desperately trying to find Turn: Washington's Spies.

Currently reading: I'm still on Blood and Gold... I've been on it since January, this is ridiculous, but I truly cannot stand Marius... Gonna take a break from Anne Rice after it and read some Virginia Woolf I think. Or maybe continue the Dune series.

Current obsession: Back on my PacRim and Burn bs apparently. And Re-A I guess.

Ahhh I love tag games; thank you luv! 💚

Currently Watching: I was working on Up There (2012) last night, but ended up getting distracted, so I guess just that for now? I've got a lot of books I'm working on instead.

Currently Reading: God, that's a List there, friend. ADHD Brain is real, and it is a travesty. Currently trying to tackle:

  • Bleak House by Charles Dickens
  • Wish You Were Here by Jodi Picoult
  • Everyone Says Hello by Dan Abnett
  • The London Séance Society by Sarah Penner
  • The Adventure of the Crooked Man by Arthur Canon Doyle
  • On Liberty by John Stuart Mill
  • The Woman in White by Wilkie Collins
  • The Moonstone by Wilkie Collins
  • Miracle In The Mundane by Tyler Knott Gregson

And I'm currently re-reading:

  • Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
  • Dracula by Bram Stroker
  • Iron Kingdom by Christopher Clark
  • The Sorrows of Young Werther by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Current Obsession: Apparently, tracking down almost completely nonexistent recordings of radio dramas and audio books featuring Burn Gorman. (There's one called The Old Man and the Angel that I'm having a right devil of a time with.) Also "preserving" said works for posterity. 🏴‍☠️

Thanks again for the tag! Love doing these. 🥰

Thanks for tagging me, @jtownraindancer! I always feel kinda shy with these and don’t know if I’ll be able to tag enough people but here goes nothing!

Last Song: The Point of No Return from the Royal Albert Hall Recording of the Phantom of the Opera by Andrew Lloyd Webber

Currently Watching: The Phantom of the Opera (1990)

It’s super weird to watch a PotO movie and not heard the iconic Phantom Scales. It’s really throwing me for a loop but damn, Erik is hot in it!

Currently Reader: Flowers for the Devil by V. Kahany. A dark regency romance about the widowed regency lady and a masked morally grey vigilante that is obsessed with her. Quite cheesy but really delicious if your into a smutty, gothic-adjacent romance novel.

Current Obsession: I’ve been daydreaming a premise for a COD MW/Overwatch-esq fanfic with a Raymond Reddington-style female lead whose following around a gangle of soldiers and causing problems and being chaotic and kinda evil. Very “cunning and mysterious criminal mastermind has worked her way into a deal with a para-military force and no one knows what she really wants out of this situation”.

I’ve made a Pinterest board and a Spotify playlist for her. I’m trapped in this story and can’t get it out of my head. Please someone let me talk to them about it!!!!

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Aaaaa that’s so sweet thank you for tagging me @the-scribe-and-her-scribbles !!

Last Song: The Magic Flute - Queen Of The Night aria

Currently Watching: Nothing so far 😭 if anyone wants to recommend anything go ahead! Been busy w schooling

Currently Reading: The Count of Monte Cristo

Current Obsession: Lots of em but right now it’s Chainsaw man, HSR, Veil

Tagging (no pressure ^_^): @ironic-orange @spooky-cowfish @vanellq77 @digital999placebo anyone else who wants to do this can as well!! 🥰

thank you for tagging me bb @noctavia 💕

Last song: Бухгалтер - Kombinaciya

Currently watching: nothing, busy with college too

Currently reading: none but i need to continue reading Мастер и Маргарита someday

Current obsession: NTY!!!, Hetalia (still unfortunate) and rdr2

tagging anyone who wants to join in

im breaking in

Last Song: left blank two - wayne hill

Currently Reading: the agony of eros by byung-chul han!

Current Obsession: TEAM FORTRESS 2. its completely rotted my brain HELP ME. im currently posting all / most of my art to my tf2 blog!!! dm me if you'd like it <3

(ID TAG MORE but these r the only stinks that im comfortable harassing w tag games KJDFSKLF)

HEYO.GOOD MORNIm!

Last Song: Clarinet Marmalade by Louis Armstrong

Currently Watching: My dog eat a watermelon from its flesh

Currently Reading: Captain Hornblower and the Hotspur by C.S. Forester

Current Obsession: Navy and ship-related media (and passing my classes 🤘😔)

KONNICHIWASSUP 💥💥💥

Last Song: Best Served Cold by TJ music, its a cuphead song 💀

Currently Watching: my bird :)

Im in between tv shows rn tho

Currently Reading: A pjo fan fic called shattered by Bobinthecomments, its really good :))

Current Obsession: The Afterparty, its a murder mustery series on apple tv. its fun because everyones story is shot in a different genre of film and its really creative :))

@unbeknownstunknown @million-golden-drachmas @rosabell14 @politenuclearbomb @evergardenwall @perrypixel @crushing-on-nico-di-angelo​

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you. learn to know your mutuals and followers.(ू•‧̫•ू⑅)♡

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1.) Birds ⍢ birds birds birds 𓅪𓅪𓅪𓅪✨✨✨

especially my bird 。◕‿◕。

2.) Climbing on the rocks by the oceans :)))

this is the one I climbed on a couple of weeks ago and a couple of others but I didn't get pictures of them

3.) WATER WATER WATER,

POOLS???🥺🥺🥺✨✨✨✨✨✨💞 💞 💞 

RIVERS???🥺🥺✨✨✨✨✨✨💞 💞 OCEANS AND LAKES????🥺🥺✨✨✨✨✨✨💞 💞

yes plz🥺🥺

4.) Forrest :)))

old growth, getting lost in the woods, pine, clovers, redwoods delicious <33

5.) The clouds by my house :)))

One time my dad came to family dinner all excited “you know that show Sherlock? I hear fans are writing whole new stories for it online”

And in perfect unison my sister and I yelled “DAD NO!” So vehemently he stopped in his tracks.

Then a look of dawning comprehension on his face.

“Oh, this is like Kirk and Spock, isn’t it”

And I died right then and there.

Hi howdy so now that summer break is upon us I as a person who’s struggled with ADHD since the day my mother expelled me from her uterus have a super handy tip for those of you who have trouble remembering what day it is

STEP ONE: download webtoon (or any other webcomic site it really doesn’t matter webtoon is just the one that I’m familiar with)

STEP TWO: look for three to four comics that update weekly on different days of the week(you’ll think that picking a comic for every day of the week will work better but trust me you’ll just get overwhelmed and the system will fall apart) try to make sure that the days are spread out too don’t just choose Friday Saturday Sunday comics cuz then the days will blend together

STEP THREE: profit! (srsly this system works super well for me and I def recommend it)

Gonna put the webcomics that I read in the tags

omg this is probably really offensive since he just… like… died BUT! i actually think yaspers music is better xaviers it’s actually original and not just redundant pop song #2381 👉👈

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btw im pretty sure yasper has adhd so it’s kinda ableist to stan xavier now ok byeeee

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so APPARENTLY you’re all the 1% of girls who would yell do a backflip if xavier was getting pushed off a balcony 🙄

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i don’t know how to say this but thinking murder is wrong doesn’t make you a class traitor or a basic bitch

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we should normalise what yasper did. sometimes you just gotta stab justin beiber for being rude to you. fuck you ariana grande you were a bitch to me in high school

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listening to the lyrics in imma live forever… #ironic #sad

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are we not gonna mention that xavier is literally a misogynist???

With my track recorded I’d wake up to this