Gaston deserves a no Belle prize
If the bird in Dumbledore’s office only told true things it would be facts the phoenix
What's a lesbians favorite language? Gaelick
When a monk routinely dresses the same way it's a habbit.
What do you call it when you really concur with someone's method of farming? Agreeculture.
I have girls in every state, but my favorite one is definitely the Maine ho
What do you call a t Rex with colored hair? A dyenosaur
When you have sex with a British Prime Minister its called Netflix and ChurChill
People who dislike marxism really need to look at it from a different engel
When you're gay in your house with nobody else you're homolone
If Abraham Lincoln was a piece of pasta he would give the spaghettysburg address
When you're a little bit polish you're a tad pole
Overheard at a PTA conference
Local Boy Sticks Fork in Socket: What Happens Next is Shocking
When your French relative gets angry they’re a crossaunt

