Gaston deserves a no Belle prize
If the bird in Dumbledore’s office only told true things it would be facts the phoenix
What's a lesbians favorite language? Gaelick
When a monk routinely dresses the same way it's a habbit.
What do you call it when you really concur with someone's method of farming? Agreeculture.
I have girls in every state, but my favorite one is definitely the Maine ho
What do you call a t Rex with colored hair? A dyenosaur
Some person: hey can you see if Sarah Palin can help me with my problem?
Someone who knows Sarah Palin:
Alaska
When you have sex with a British Prime Minister its called Netflix and ChurChill
People who dislike marxism really need to look at it from a different engel
When you're gay in your house with nobody else you're homolone
If Abraham Lincoln was a piece of pasta he would give the spaghettysburg address
When you're a little bit polish you're a tad pole
I run a food blog, which I like to call a yumblr
Overheard at a PTA conference
#pun#pta#soccer mom#suburban#white#moms#parent teacher association#conference#white people#tumblr#old people#blog#food#yum#joke#wordplay#yumblr#original#punceuponatime#only1600kids#itsagifnotagif#perks-of-being-chinese#tumblr-user-perks#tumblruserperks#howdy#untexting#ugly#justbadpuns#legalwifi#communistbakery
Local Boy Sticks Fork in Socket: What Happens Next is Shocking
When your French relative gets angry they’re a crossaunt