I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.
I need some luck right now, so all hail the Lucky Potato. Do your magic, Potato. I respect you so much I am capitalizing the "P" in Potato.
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hobie and pav’s dynamic is so bffs but if they kissed on the mouth regularly no one would be surprised
you ever sit down and think about how uncle aaron treats miles in the moment that miles reveals his identity to him and how he puts his hands up and backs away and gives him an opportunity to escape and meanwhile gwen’s dad FUCKING TRIES TO ARREST HER
The croc instinctively carries its offspring in its mouth.
and yet a trace of the true self remains in the false self
His taxes Miles, the man lost his taxes.
the fact that drax went from “there are two types of beings in the universe. those who dance, and those who do not,” clearly being the group that doesn’t
to dancing with the kids at the end when he rediscovers his role as a father, i can’t
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 Spoilers:
I remember when I heard that Chris Pratt was going to drop the MCU's first f-bomb, I thought it was going to be this badass emotional moment where Quill comes face to face with the High Evolutionary, who goes into this whole speech, and Quill just goes "go fuck yourself" and shoots him, or something. And then I get to the theater and it's just him yelling at Nebula about car doors. Honestly? A thousand times better than anything I predicted. I'm so glad that's what they did.
It’s been over a week since I saw GOTG 3 and I still can’t get Floor screaming “Rocket, Teefs, Floor go now!” out of my head.
the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys
Young couple who moved in down the street gamboling around with their dog in what is clearly a dead wife flashback in the making
They have a fucking tandem bicycle
If you fall for a social media prank, do you reblog/pass it on to your followers?
"AAA"
"What's wrong??"
"MY COLORS COMING OFF I'M TURNING WHITE"
Went from Pavitr to Petro