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Mostly thoughts on whatever book/show/podcast I’m currently liking
Current reads:

I’ve been posting a lot of the Locked Tomb posts recently that have gotten some notes and I want all of the Locked Tomb fans reading this to check out these two books RIGHT NOW while you’re waiting for Alecto news!

I recommend both of these books SO much. The Spirit Bares it’s Teeth is out September 5th.

L + Ratio + I hate you all ✨ I have hated you for millennia…except you, my lord 🥺 I merely want to put you in a jail 🪨 and fill up the jail with acid once for every time you made a frivolous remark 😠 or ate peanuts in a Cohort Admiralty meeting 🥜 or said, ‘What would I know, I’m only God 🤡’ Then, at the end of a thousand years, you would say, ‘♥Mercy, I have learned not to do any of these things, because I hated the acid you put on me 🫠’ And I would say, ‘That is why I did it, Lord 🙏 I did it for you 😍 and for your empire 👑’ I often think about this 💀

by Ohoho_Inch_resting

The Noniad: Book Five, by Ortus Nigenad

Words: 2264, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: Other

Characters: Matthias Nonius, Gideon the First (Locked Tomb Series), Pyrrha Dve, Ortus Nigenad

Relationships: Pyrrha Dve/Matthias Nonius

Additional Tags: First time posting on here and first time writing fic since middle school, Ortus isn’t in this story!, Poetry, straight from the notes app, parallels between Matthias and Gideon the ninth, Canon typical heavy allusions to the bible, no beta we die like Gideon Nav, the Noniad, the relationship tag is mostly just if you squint, mostly swordfighting and emotions, Ortus wrote this in glitter gel pen while kicking his feet and giggling